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Yeah, they always say it's better to drink and then drive, but never the two at the same time, this way you don't spill your beer.

That you for that too. Just a treasure trove of never ending wisdom. The selfless gift giving from you just never ends.

No, I am fully blessed that you are sharing your deep wisdom and insights (earned over 20 years) with me when I don't even deserve it. It will lead to hours of personal introspection for me. How can I ever repay you?

What a total bunch of mongrels. Everyone is an expert on someone else sitting behind a keyboard that they have never met. This is all great stuff though. I need more of this assumptive, conjecture based anecdotal rubbish to make my lonely days (without having any Thai male friends) more complete.

Well, that was fabulously enlightening. I think you've just changed my life.

Thank you for your kind offer, but no. I have worked so hard to develop my personality disorder and I certainly don't want to lose it. It took me years of responding to inane data-dumping posts from hopeless tossers like you to get it.

Brilliant. Ask the mods to shut it down.

It's only because the majority of posters on AN lack critical thinking skills and are merely obsessed with seeing themselves be heard.

Sounds like you've described 90% of AN posters. Add in mental illness too. I have never been on any other forum where so many appeared to be in such a sad cognitive state.

Well I've been here 6X longer and I still can't buy one either.

I've gotta run off now and be lonely. But this yarn looks like it will run at least 10 pages. It's got some meat on the bone. But still not as good as other such captivating topics as toothpaste caps, awful Thai beer brands, delayed ejaculation, or how to avoid getting rolled for your Rolex.

Old, bitter, single, small pension; guess it is possible.

Any foreigner that tells you they got lots of Thai male friends or that they talk deeply with Thai male friends about personal topics, such as the relationship they have their wife, always raises both eyebrows.

You do that really well. Must be the decades of experience you've had talking with bar girls.

How many Thai men are you friends with that act like well adjusted, mature adults?

Digital litter. Not bad. Gave me a giggle. How about another 500 word essay from you that I can't even be arsed to read because it starts out like a slow toilet leak. Lonely? In Thailand? Is that even possible? Would take too much effort, I can't be bothered.

Oh wow, you've really nailed it. How did you become so insightful? That's definitely something I deeply struggle with!

I guess I don't master. I will try and be more observant in the future. Your humble grasshopper.

Yeah, but this one is really just dumb. The toothpaste one is good too. I haven't clicked on that gem yet. I can only imagine the thrilling discourse about toothpaste caps.

Nearly a 500 word reply. Can't imagine what it's like when your really bothered about a topic. Incoming wall of text.

You seem obsessed with Pattaya. Maybe you go move there. But more on topic, I don't know what seeing normal Thai couples all over the place means. I assume that means you have no deep firsthand knowledge of local Thai relationships and are basing your assumption that they are happy based on how you see them walking around together at one of the big Central malls in CM on the weekend. So, this is going nowhere. I thought there might be some basis for your statements. Seemingly not.

Who is going to spend their one hour of short time with a Pattaya bar girl discussing their relationships with Thai men? Not me. I'm far more interested in discussing quantum mechanics with them. Anyway, more baseless assumptions on what is majority.

100% composed by AI, but, well done, I really like the format.

Such a silly windup. Why is everyone so obsessed with such a pedestrian attempt to trigger people?

What's a normal relationship? But here is the issue in Thailand. Only about 25% of the Thai population has a higher education, so a lot of them are lacking in intellectuality. Then the Thai working class males (majority of the Thai male population) also have a reputation for being womanizers, gamblers, drunks, etc. Do you think Thai women married to those types of men are generally happy?