the_heart_thief

What's wrong with the WORLD?

Keyboards were delivered first.

When do we get the rest?

I checked over 1000 porn sites and was denied access.

Great Law.

Because you use your tongue to speak English and your mouth to speak Thai. That's a d amn big difference!

I have been here for 6 years and haven't made one! It just seem that they all stick together and if your not Thai then forget it.

Yeah, I'm on the same boat as you, Marquess. (Only that I've been here for 4 years. ***chuckles.)

I would like to propose a number of solutions, but.........

1. Drink as much alcohol as possible. (Mosquitos who bite us will probably get too drunk to fly.)

2. Catch one and then, torture it. (Sqeezing it every 10 seconds might work...????)

3. Play very loud music. (Mosquitos who wander in your room will end up needing hearing aids.)

4. Play it cool. Stay awake all night and swat them ASAP.

5. Breed Lizards and Spiders. (Mosquitos are scared of them!)

Thanks, very helpfull advices, but I think I will rather hire someone to do all this while I sleep, beside drinking the alc. of course

Naw, not much fun in doing that. After all, mosquitos were originally created to amuse people. Hehehhehee

I'm listening to BLUES.

It's been a year since X and I split-up because he cheated on me for a prostitute. I'm alright most of the time, but I still have my days when I just feel like listening to BLUES.

Happy Birthday, man!

May you'll have a lot more beers to drink, girls to kiss and date, and friends to cheer you up.

I am considering to marry a nice English boy and althougn I am not sure If he likes to sleep with 18 years old hookers I do want to know if this is as common as it seems. In general, do farang man like to sleep with hookers 30 years younger than them?

YES, but 40 years younger is even better.

Well, with this attitude, you are still wondering why educated office girls who have a life want nothing to do with you???

Ohh boy....

What kind of a genius would take that statement seriously?

Ohhh boy....

I think, they're both joking. ***winks.

Better than baseball?, easily

Better than basketball? absolutely

Better than American Football? Not one single tiny chance , You have to understand it to like it.

I agree!

How did it go fellows?

Hope ya'll drank in moderation!

Saw a shirt slogan that sez -------

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an as*hole

I'm glad I'm not a "Thai Girl." Poor Gals!

This topic is a bit too much. Doesn't anyone have a sense of propriety left, at all? I hope so.

Chicken Flu -------- How it started.

Click "enlarge picture" to see how it all happened.

Only one chatter in the room.

What is going on?

Who is Yorky? I'd like to chat with him. I believe in "drinking properly" so I'm kinda wasted every now and then, especially during week-ends.

Here's a shot, anyone?

Listening to Danzig's "Mother."

soi 7/1

If you do have it. Please keep it out of the Nana area.

I agree.

***teeth chattering. *****knees buckling. *********body shaking.

Says in a croaked voice, "I'm Scared."

Runs, runs, runs, runs, runs,runs,runs,runs, runs, runs, runs,runs,runs,runs, runs, runs, runs, runs,runs,runs,runs, runs, runs, runs,runs,runs,runs, runs, runs, runs,runs,runs,runs, runs,runs.

I used to hate internet and I never wanted to rely on computers, but it is a necessary evil. (with many benefits) Now, I'm resigned to using it just because I needed to.

What's wrong with Cabbages N' Condoms in Suk 12?

or

Ana's Garden in Suk. 55 soi 2? ----------- This place has a quit garden restaurant with good waiters and waitresses. [One of the places I've been to in BKK with good service.] And if you walk and follow the yellow bricks further down the garden, there's a Zen-Ambianced bar there with cool music and a very cool DJ.

1. Candle-light dinner.

2. Jazz Music.

3. Hugs, Kisses, flowers and chocolates.

4. Moonlight walk.

5. Nice Conversation........ Laughter......... More Laughter..........

6. Hot Chocolate.

7. Mildly Scented Feather-soft BED.

What about stolen kidneys? (I've heard a couple of that urban myth here and there.)

Anyone?

It's time to get rid of hiphop

Why can't we all get along? Hip-hop ROCKS! (Especially for some of us, 25 year-olds.)

Sometimes, some things are more valuable than others.