hotchilli

Why?

Chinese police will be targeting Chinese nationals who are wanted and currently hiding out in Thailand... They are not interested in other tourists.

CCP moving in...

U-turns are dangerous but navigable with care... there-in lays the problem

Monk gone rogue...

Falling star?

He'd have a hard time convincing them they were for personal use only

Hopefully he's not just fined and released.

That mysteriously managed to get past customs checks?

Start a franchise... go big or stay home

Thais will switch to palm oil..

More skimming?

He'd hardly admit they've got a few monetary problems.

Yeah, wear out the brakes and replace them just like the tourists, more will keep coming not to worry.

Still sleeping?

3 paragraphs of padding to get to the two line point.

Can I borrow.... now where've I heard that before?

Srettha loves everyone...

Frying tonight.

Ohhhh the image....

Harry Potter sequel?

Renowned influencer? another waste of space.

Government is broke, it has to fund this bribe one way or another.

My missus is Thai.. she counts the zero's and still gets it wrong

Lol