sanemax

2 minutes ago, cornishcarlos said:

 

But you said it is generally accepted that it will be worse than this wave..

Look at the second wave of Corvid that is hitting Singapore now, much worse than the first wave 

8 minutes ago, fondue zoo said:

So you had to leave the area and photocopy these two forms elsewhere?

Yes, therees an affiliated shop across the road , a four lane road where the cars travel a speed , get everything done there

19 minutes ago, uberfarang said:

Seems like the requirements change every time and there is more nitpicking every day, do they also need the photocopies to be color ones? They didn't ask for proof of housing? proof of cancelled flight?

I was there yesterday (got turned away because the queue was already full for the day at 1pm) and there didn't seem to be a copy shop anywhere around so better be prepared.

You must have gotton there a bit later then 1 PM , I got there after that and still got seen, as did quite a few others, you must have got there gone 2 PM , because they started refusing people about 2-3 PM .

   None of the photocopies needs to be in colour, but I just colour photocopied my Embassy letter to make it look more official, dont know whether it made any difference or not or whether they would have rejected a B&W one

I cannot believe how stupid some people can be . 

Going on a cruise in this current climate !!!!!!!

I was due to go on a cruise this summer but I cancelled it . 

Decided to go to Wuhan instead, I hear they that have some wonderful soups there 

2 minutes ago, Jacobi Barnes said:

Is that a joke? If not joking, i highly doubt this to be true. My dad was ex-CIA and I just asked him and he was like “definitely not”. Most Seals and CIA guys that my dad worked with retired in Hawaii and Florida. I think what is more likely is that you have a lot of expats in Pattaya pretending to be spies / Mi6/CIA etc to seem cool and important amongst other expats. It’s not uncommon for people to lie about being a government spy. 

Is that actually true though ?

Are there numerous people in Pattaya pretending to be ex MI6 /CIA/SAS/Spys etc, or has that been repeated so many times people believe it to be true ?

   I have yet to meet any of these people, although I have never been to Pattaya

1 minute ago, Logosone said:

That's excellent news. So the UK will progress even faster towards herd immunity. You should thank those people.

 

Also, when the message is wrong, its okay to have a BBQ.

Dont you have any German language forums you can go on ?

These Germany V England posts are getting a bit much 

4 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

one day it was eggs

then condoms

now banks. 

 

the condoms thing is really serious.

If you cannot get your money out the bank, then you wont require any condoms , so the bank issue is more important 

3 minutes ago, metempsychotic said:

And how does that change anything?

 

Does it reduce the labour involved in cooking and serving it?

There is a big difference between going out and buying food and giving it to the needy and already  having lots of food which you need to throw in the bin and giving that food away 

2 hours ago, sanemax said:

 

 

 

So a quick summary .

All the land borders have closed and although there are flights out available, its better not to travel at the moment due to an apocalypse going on in the world .

  All authorities have told us to self isolate and keep social distancing of 2 meters apart.....................and we are being forced to ignore that and to get into close proximity of numerous  people, some whom were coughing and sneezing and then we had to go and sit in the seats they had been sat on and then we are forced to pay 1900 Baht to extend our stay and also to sign papers showing the punishment if we dont pay for the visa .

  *Overstay one day, Five year ban from Thailand* , actually made to read and sign that .

Just feels like a kidnapping, robbery and extortion, rather than a visa update 

2 minutes ago, Assurancetourix said:

It cannot be found because it does not exist;

The latest software in vogue among fans of Japanese sex videos swear by Javplayer; it remains to know how to use it correctly because many censorship films processed with this software become real dung.

 

This is censorship during editing; you would have to find the original film and make copies.
This is highly improbable because the entire official Japanese porn industry requires censorship of the genitals of both men and women.
Uncensored films are all produced outside of Japan.

Nope, there are plenty  of uncensored  of sex films filmed inside Japan (the outdoor ones are proof of this ) , there also exists some films that are both censored and non censored .

  I was well pleased when i discovered an uncensored copy of Maria Ozawas anal gang bang 

42 minutes ago, owl sees all said:

Ok then Sanemax; if you say so.

 

Meanwhile in Liverpool a cruising gentleman pulls his car alongside a young boy. "Little boy." "What you want mister?" "Have you got the virus?" "No!" "Would you come in my car for five quid?" "<deleted> hell mister. For a fiver I'll cum in your <deleted> mouth."

Can you start a child abuse joke thread to put all your child abuse jokes in ?

Are you into that sort of thing yourself, as you find it so funny ?

31 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

I don't use the word prostitute, IMO that just shows the person using it is bigoted, narrow-minded and has a high probability of being a god-botherer.

OK, You pay for sex using prostitutes, but you call them by a different name, "Bargirls "

Yet its me who is the narrow minded bigoted God botherer ?

I have no issues with prostitutes or prostitution , you seem to have an issue with words 

1 minute ago, Lacessit said:

One thing has always puzzled me, how the Japanese women are always whimpering and/or crying. I'm puzzled because I doubt it is due to the size of the male organ involved.

They are voice overs .

All the squealing is added after the movie has been made by voice over actresses 

5 minutes ago, thequietman said:

They're bluffing. There is no way that they are going to expend the energy and check. Likewise, the embassy is not going to entertain their inquiries even if they could be bothered. Nonsense! 

Whi knows. 

But the Thai I.O thought process may be that they will accept downloaded Embassy letters, so they will verify their originality by contacting the embassy for verification 

3 minutes ago, jackdd said:

That they don't hand out queue numbers is their fault.

That they don't open an office in for example the empty Central airport exhibition hall, but force people to wait should by shoulder, is also their fault.

 

s.

I meant the six immigration officers working behind the counters processing the visas, those six people doing their job of processing the passports  is what I was referring to 

2 minutes ago, Logosone said:

Okay, and on the subsequent visit they will charge another 19000?

Well,  1900 .

Nothing official, but they seemed to be implying that you could apply for another corvid visa after this one, quite sure they would charge another 1900 Baht per  visa extension

2 minutes ago, cornishcarlos said:

 

Prince Charles is at Balmoral with Covid 19

 

Prince Andrew is at Windsor with Jennifer 14

 

 

I'll get my coat ????

Quite good, but 14 isnt a child .........................Well I hope not anyway , ????

13 minutes ago, Brunolem said:

You are right, but the government(s) is wrong.

 

The government should never have interfered in this medical issue in the first place.

 

It should have let the healthcare system deal with it, while PROVIDING all the necessary assistance, as per the requests of the doctors.

 

Unfortunately, most of the world, notably the West, has socialist governments that have become involved in every aspects of their citizens' lives...

The whole population needs to be armed, everyone has a gun 

As soon as anyone coughs or sneezes, they need to shot dead immediately and their bodies burnt, that would stop the virus in its tracks