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    Pornstar And Bin-laden ?

    in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

    Posted · Edited by FlyingDutchman

    Pornostar will deal with Osama Bin Laden

    The famous pornstar from Italy, Cicciolina, throws herself with body and all in the war against terrorism. The 55-yo blond seksbabe offers her body to Osama Bin Laden ìf he stops his terrorism.

    I want to make the world a better place for men and women alike," says Cicciolina, Italy's international star of stage and screen and now Parliament.

    The Rise Of The Roman Empress is the compelling unofficial life story of Italy's newest member of Parliament. This unabashed sex queen believes that in order for people to be happy, she must teach them how to enjoy their lives and loves. So many Italians, so little time! The call goes out to her friends in America, "Help my people find sexual happiness." To the rescue comes the man of the decade, in his last feature film, John Holmes. Can Cicciolina and John save Rome from moral decline? Is decadence destined to rule the world? Is "Orgy Fever" going to ignite the world into a war of sexual passions?

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    Ive Got My First New Computer

    in IT and Computers

    Posted

    First ... what you want to DO with it ?

    ... mostly people have a computer, then what ? ...

    Free software U should'à ... :D

    A (good) virus killer : http://www.avast.com

    A (microsoft) beta spyware killer : http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/s...re/default.mspx

    And another good tool ... against ad-ware : http://www.download.com/3000-2144-10045910.html

    Furthermore, they do not protect you superbe ! But if you are infected, you can ask me.

    Most [let's say all] infections I've solved. Because you will get infected by malware [as most are].

    But like most diseases, one doesn't know ... :D

    ... :o ... they call me "the Free-Ware man" - so legal free-ware.

    Tell me what you want with your 'computer' ... :D

    Simple Recipe's ...

    in Western Food in Thailand

    Posted

    Just had four portion's

    Simple Chips

    For the man ...

    An electric frying pan - [with oil !] 170c.

    One [big] potatoe

    Some [sea] salt

    [some dried/parmesan cheese]

    A cheese plane wmf-profi-plus-cheese-plane.jpg

    Heat the oil ...

    Put the [frying] basket [hanging] above the oil

    Peel slices off [pieces of] the potatoe [let the skin on] and let them drop into the frying basket

    After you've sliced the potatoe, drop the basket into the hot oil

    Now, don't let them stick to eachother ! Stir the oil with your cheese plane ... or something like that

    Stir well ... put them upside down ... if you don't, they'll get brown [one side] too fast ...

    It takes quite a while for these slices to get crisp; keep stirring, until they are quite brownish

    (they need to be more brown then the chips you buy in the shop's; these are wider ...)

    If they are brown [not black !], take them out and pore enough salt over them

    I also put dried cheese over them [Parmesan] and I guess you can experiment with this one ...

    Honest Baht Bus Driver Returns A Bag And Its Valuable Contents To American Family.

    in Pattaya

    Posted

    ... bag under the seats. He looked inside and found a Rolex watch, 4,800 Baht in cash, and a mobile phone.

    ...Khun Wissot with an undisclosed monetary gift in appreciation for his honesty and efforts.

    -Pattaya City News

    Friday 14th April 2006

    :o:D:D:D:D:D

    U P D A T E

    Bangkok-City - The American family who received their properties from a cab-driver have pulled charges against the man ...

    It seems the mobile phone has a bill of $23,456.89 on 0.sex-numbers ... the money is copied at a local store and the Rolex is Chinese !

    The man is still on the lose ...

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    Guns Rule In This Cowboy Town

    in Central Thailand

    Posted

    My Fiance', her Father, and I went to the Thai Navy range in Samutprakarn a couple months ago when we got her a lovely 9mm. She carries all the time and everyone feels much better now that she dose. I only wish I could carry too :D what a lame rule that we can't carry guns. We (foregners) get victimized too. In the States I'm licenced and carry a Glock model 22 .40cal. In Iraq I pack a classic, Colt 1911 .45. I would like the Glock for Thailand, I would think with all the humidity the .45 would require much more cleaning and attention.

    Lube it every three days and it works fine.

    Thanks I didn't know that. I'll keep it in mind as I really prefer the feel and the stoping power of the Colt...it just feels right.

    :D ... :D Regular Ammo Creeps ... :o

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