FlyingDutchman

... well ... the last Wai-ing smily ...

EDIT : There was a little bug, which I repaired ... [And another one, now he's done]

Wai-ing with a bow ...

Just suggestions, maestro.

The credit goes all to FlyingDutchman.

I like it.

...and so do I.

Khop khun krap FlyingDutchman!

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Maestro

... two more tries with the jap ...

EDIT : The wrong smily, now it's the right one ...

I've altered the smily a bit ...

I like it.

THX ! Camerata

Sorry, meadish_sweetball, but the jap doesn't work out well . I've made two versions.

I will alter my last smily, so it'll give a little bow (and maybe give it a hat)

Great work Flying Dutchman.

You could perhaps change the eyes to two horizontal lines, and let these lines drop one step when the hands approach the face. That could give the impression of a stooped head - as in this Chinese one: http://www.artkaos.net/smileys/jap.gif

Another possible improvement could be to broaden the smile on both sides when the hands are in their highest position.

Just suggestions, maestro.

I've altered the smily a bit ...

And I've downloaded the 'jap', just wait a sec ...

In a wai-ing smiley the face should go down a bit, too.

It was a good fast work, but there's always something to improve - just look at these two crying ones - I bet there were hours of adding details and fiddling with timings.

Blimey, inserting an image is not so easy in Fast reply mode.

I have to make it a smily format 20x20, so the face can't drop down, you wouldn't see the praying hadns properly. I, however wasn't satisfied and I made this one ...

... that's nice, Neeranam. So, if you are a Thai and you want some money, you just take you vehicle and drive into a Farang's vehicle. You just make sure, you don't get hurt too much and you can live like a God ... That is a very dirty way to rip off the Farang !

Shall I realy untie you ? ... Naj, just lay still and we'll go on in the morning Sleep well

Well to the muslims in the western world, just like we (farangs) here in Thailand are told again and again, if you don't like the smell in the kitchen, go home. :shrug:

Perfect post ... man ! Yoh, my man ...

It is disappointing but sadly not unexpected to read alot of your responses to the happennings around the world. The muslim-bashers amongst you (what we used to call paki-bashers in UK) would feel right at home here in Denmark, where it is perfectly acceptable to spout almost any kind of filth, as long as it is directed at non-whites, muslim or not.

That is not true ! Because I live just below Danmark and it is perfectly right to insult their citizens. No black or White involved in insulting people ! They just insult everybody, like us, in the Netherlands. That is called : FREEDOM OF SPEECH !

These remarks about "as long as it is directed at non-whites" ... Them "blacks" are the ones with totalitarian regimes !

Golden oldie : Peter Framton - Show Me The Way - Live

we have had many a topic about falangs in thailand respecting, not neccassaarily agreeing with what goes on without protest and killing. on the whole the falang conforms why can they not conform and just get on with life.

why oh why can the muslims not respect other peoples countries , properties and lifestyles,

i would hazard a guess if foriegners acted as they do on thier own soil thier would be bloody murder.

the muslim community are segregating themselves from the rest of society and i fully believe that thier will be a back lash through out the western world some time soon, because lets face it enough is enough and unfortunatey this is what the fundamentalists want.

The radicals are, at one moment, going too far, ever for their own governements. They've killed one of our most celebrated movie makers (Theo van Gogh), who made a film with Hirschi Ali (voted European of the year ... though she originated from Somalia [black]) about Islam misfits ... When does the west (and the east) stop these 'centralist' (as in between the east and the west) blokes.

Let the easterns run west and the westerns run east, they [radical Muslims] are in between and crushed without a single shot ...

EDIT : While = Though (changed it, translation error)

Could we lose the koala bear type ears?

Most smilies on that site have those ears. Shrek an a few others are exceptions.

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Maestro

Watch it ! There are dropping stones !

Anybody recognize the owner of the dropping stones ?

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That was fast! I thought I was good at googling, but you’re much better.

Now, all we need is an administrator to add this smiley to the list available in this forum.

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Maestro

Googlin' ? ... I made it !!!

Three partly frames :

... edited the lot (lost the ears), changed into the right format and GIF files and made into a smilie.

I'm betting they are fortune tellers.

Haha, indeed, one came up to me once and we talked; I was to be ... well win the lottery and merry within a year (If I'd wanted to). At one moment we talked about business ... I was to be a poor, modest or rich businessman ... It depended on the amount of money I'd put in his hands. I gave him some and he said : "You will not be rich ! ..." Hahaha, bugger off, beggin' bloke ! Poor son-of-a ... gun .

What's wrong with being called Ginger???

I once worked with '2' guys, yes 2 in the one organisation, called A. Dick, and they were both called Andy! What are the chances of that happening?

How about the actor (Dutch origin "Dick van Dike" ?

Cute. Now, who’s going to animate it?

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Maestro

Chawp. A profile view might work better for animation. Could we lose the koala bear type ears? Good work, sabaijai.

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EDIT : Put Tippaporn also in my post ...

Are you prejudged ? ... 'cause you're all Farang ? ... How sorry I feel ... .

I don't, due to/seeing/reading your comments .

Should I ask a MOD to replace this topic where the real Thai will notice ?

Okay, I will ask a MOD and await it's reply .

P.S. I didn't vote yet, I'll vote when there are some posts over here .

Could shave his mustache to Hitler style?

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Any one use any of those call in Massage (Persons) that advertise in the classified section of Pattaya Mail. Which ones and what is the service like??....

• Any one use any of those call in Massage (Persons) that advertise in the classified section of Pattaya Mail. No ...
  Which ones and what is the service like? No a clue ...
  

... I was concentrating on something else ...

He, blokes, if I get banished for me being 'off-topic', will you support me then ?

How do Thai people look at the Dutch ? I'm not quoting some remarks about Brits, Germans and Americans, but I've never seen a remark on the Dutch, so ...

For good order :

The Dutch live in the Netherlands (Holland).

We've got a Queen (65 yo.).

It's next to Germany and above Belgium.

Their sea is the North-Sea.

William ('de Stadhouder') used to be King of England.

EDIT : Forgot one ... the Pilgrim Fathers lived over 10 years in Holland ... because it was a refuge place for 'the open minded', thèn and now.

Flying Dutchman,

The most commonly found reason women are still unmarried in Thailand at a relatively high age, is because they are highly educated and want to choose a professional career.

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Finally back on topic (sorry for not being a lady, but here are my thoughts anyway, take them or leave them):

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Good luck!

THX for your reply meadish_sweetball.

It's quite the same all over the world (even in Arab country's; I've chatted with highly educated women in the "strict Muslim world" which felt old at 27, not married, but not willing to marry "this moron Muslim"). Due to the reply of meadish_sweetball, I say "Sorry" for the 2nd time. Best of wishes to the '40+ virgin', maybe I'm still a Western moron.

On topic : Bravo Mike, I'm not a woman; but making love is naturally born in most of us. Man or woman. Just be gentil and romantic. Be a 'knight in white armour' and respect your wife. Be patient in your desires concentrate on her desires and ... well just await .

Although the OP has not been back, his subject was posted in the Ladies Forum.

If you guys are going to post here too, please read the Ladies Forum Rules and give some thought to what you are going to say, and consider if it adds value to the subject or not, before you post again.

Clearly, some of you have not read them, so please do so... before you respond again.

... I didn't mean to insult women and surely nòt Bravo Mike's future wife. I would be signing a paper when my future wife would be a virgin; so, Bravo Mike : Congratulations ! The MOD's are free to descard my posts. Let me tell you again : I am surprised there seem to be a lot of women (especially in China) over 40 which are virgin. This is very unusual in the Arab world (marriage) en quite unusual in the Western world (boy-friends). There is a saying in Holland ('winkeldochters'), which I expressed here. Ànd I expressed my opinion about a female, wanting to marry, but is due 40 ... That is not a right age to get married for a woman. I realy don't care, if/when they don't, I'm just surprised.

If someone feels insulted; I'm sorry, I just expressed my 'Western feelings' [gotto learn the face more ...] upon the '40 yo.+ virgins', but I remain my standpoint that, whèn these women wànts to marry [and wannah have children], they are a little late ...

... well ... here I am ... what should I say ?

Well I just want to say a BIG THANK YOU to you Dutch re Avator, took awhile but I got there eventually. ( Ihope Down side is every one knows what I look like now

See you around I am sure.

Big Toe

Stuck it in a little not sure how deep I want to go

"Stuck it in a little not sure how deep I want to go ..."

You'd better move into the Jungle, descard your mobile phone and bury yourself upto your neck into the ground ... otherwise 'you will be lost on this forum' .

Take care, BIGTOE3 !

If I express my birthsign ... born in the Chinese year of the Snake, in the Western month of the Scorpio and under the sun of Scorpio, right in between the 12th and the first house (centered), I get the strangest reactions. Looking at my personality, they must be right .

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Well of course not. You are all 'hamsum man' aren't you? This is a ladies forum, so keep your insults to yourself.

Mr.Churchill once said : 'Melady, I'm drunk now; but sober tomorrow ... you will still be ugly'.

Why can't it be as I said ? Maybe they are ugly, or lesbians or even frigid ? And afraid of men ? It is not normal for a woman to stay virgin after 40. The change of getting a [healthy] child will be reduced very, vèry much ... We in Holland got virgins the age of 85, but these are nons in duty of their lord; I'm not talking about these women. I'm talking about regular women.

For sure I will not be involved with a virgin the age of 40. This is my opinion, not an insult. And why they remain virgin; that's their choice (and I say not always their own ...).

WOW ! ... virgin, living with parents and over 40 ?!

They must be 'winkeldochters' then, as we call them here in Holland (the Netherlands).

Translated it's 'store-daughters' ... it means unsellable/unable to sell items ...

In other words : ugly woman .

Your remarks show you still have a lot to learn in Asia ....it's a completely wrong assumption you made here, and insulting.

LaoPo

Insulting ? ... read the above ...

It's not normal for a regular woman. A woman should bare children, not as a duty, but as nature made it that way. They are wasting their woman lives, as for my opinion. And I am only trying to find out, why they waste their femanine lives. It's no insult. If someone is ugly, they will have least possibility's to gain a suitible spouse. Man or woman ...