The Vulcan

The 1600 is your current unit count. The 707 is your last unit count. As such, the difference of 893 is your usage.

Like you, not sure what the 700.29 is but guess some type of usage surcharge.

Does anyone know where I can buy a talking Thai dictionary?

I want to be able to type in an English word and it spit out: the Thai script, the transliteration and to actually speak it.

I know they are available but just wondering if anyone has seen them on Samui anywhere?

Mafaso

Seen them in the electronics department in Tesco's. Not sure how good/accurate they are though.

Rooney's been told he can play in the World Cup if he gets a Cortizone injection.

Becham said "If that fat bastard's having a new car, then so am I!

Little Johnny's neighbours had a new baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born

without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital Johnny's family was

invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's

dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad warned him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the

baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the spanking of

his life when they came back home.

Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.

When Little Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."

The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."

Little Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little

hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes."

The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."

"Can he see?" asked Little Johnny.

The mother proudly replied, "Yes. We are so thankful. The doctor said he

will have 20/20 vision"

Little Johnny replied, "That's great... cuz he'd be f*cked if he needed

glasses."

Three Women - One German, One Japanese and an Irish woman were sitting naked in a Jacuzzi.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "That voz my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under zee skin of my arm."

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The Irish woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the Jacuzzi and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging out from her arse. The others raised their eyebrows and just stared at her.

The Irish woman finally said, "LORD THUNDERIN JEEZUZ, WOULD YA LOOK AT THAT. I'M GETTING A FAX."

Count me in too - hope I'm not too late!

As requested

Top the group, then beat Ecuador second round.

Take out Mexico in the quarters

Eliminate Brazil in the semi's

AND YOU KNOW THE REST!

NOW, what do you guys predict?

IMHO!

FINAL

Argies v England (1-2)

You forgot to mention about blocking the aisles with their tolleys whilst stacking the shelves in the busy period, noboddy working the checkouts, cluttering the walkways with cheap t-shirt stalls etc etc. And have you ever tried to return something under warranty? Their stuff is so outdated the manufacturers warranty has long expired. What you get is their own 3 months "back to base" warranty. Try explaining to them the difficulty in returning a large fridge to them when you're on a motorbike! Incidentally their new "comrade in arms" Homepro is pushing them for service quality! Everything they sell is on 3 weeks delivery from Bangkok!

But will the new superstores be any better? Doubt it as I reckon the current Tesco staff will be relocating to them!

Here's a link to the K&M website including a contact address that you may like to try

http://www.kittmurray.com/Index.htm

Could well be interested - what year is it?