johnray

I've been sitting here eating biscuits and Thai desserts for 3 months.  You're damn right I am fatter.

It's garbage and the answers make any sense.

Correct the test anonymously and send it to the school's president.

Give money to the lady.  She lose all your paper work.  Do again.  Pay fine.  Get visa.

The Nazis won the second world war.  They killed the most people.  This guy should be rewarded.  I think that's how war works.

Buy a new battery on ebay.

Laptop battery always go after a year.

Another straight line 1 mph broad daylight accident.  Tricky stuff for even the most experienced drivers.

That's a lot of qualifications for straitening chairs and being spat at.

The master’s degree will help you out with emptying lego from kid's shoes.  I hear there's an 8 year course on that.

1 hour ago, Mavideol said:

that's sad.... all of it is the Chinese's fault, they gave us the virus, then the virus created drastic despair situations,  which led to drastic out of despair actions... there you have it, simple as 1+1 =2

This ones perfect sir.  But wait we haven't inserted the chip yet.

Truck in UK carries air to jobcentre.  Economy failing.

You married a drug addict.  So funny.

Don't marry something that has either a drawing on their face or a harmful addition.

I met a Muslim girl wearing a Hijab and a face mask.  It was like Russian dolls.  I was exhausted when the police arrived.

What's a work visa?

Turn it into a Thai restaurant and forget all the fancy <deleted>.

Their only point is to kill and bomb schools.  Now they are walking disease bomb.

This isn't a bad thing.  Next time the world wants to bomb a random Arab village they can send the disease solders.

Put on your mask and do that ghost thing with the hair hiding your face.  I now have permanent ED.

It's a tricky road.  Being straight and stationary.  Sometimes when you go 2 mph these things can happen.

Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun.  Stay inside.

But some Protex Ice Cool Powder.

His sign says ''Airplane VIP 1 million baht.  Normal people 0 baht.  I will not give up!''

They are still struggling with the sandwich, so we should give it a few hundred years before you can get a decent curry.

I went inside and I saw a man's ding dong.

Schools are for learning.  They should protest outside.

The noise is ridiculous when people are trying to take exams.

There's always some <deleted> dressed as a dragon and banging drums or something on a normal day.

from what ive seen in the frerifgator.

Dear Mr Tittyporn please take a road trip to my university.  Today I saw 17 people crammed in one elevator and the food court had 200 plus students side by side.  We have a large amount of Chinese students as well study there.  Once again the teachers did not wear masks and no hand gel used.

Pay the fine bro.  You look stressed maybe have a relaxing spa weekend.

Pay the fine bro.