ColeBOzbourne

Arizona

Failure

Innards

(Hog) Maws

Smoked

Spawn

Whenever I hand a taxi driver a slip of paper with an address written on it, they invariably flip the paper over and study whatever scribbling is on the other side. It could be Granny's recipe for fruit cake, it doesn't matter, they're determined to figure it out. I tell them to flip the paper back and only look at that address. They glance at it, then flip over the paper and continue studying the back again. It's easier just to make sure nothing is written on the opposite side of the address.

Potatoes

Absolute

Gathering

Squids

Grovel

Manganese

Denim

Daze

Lazy

It was open this morning.

Black-Eyed (Peas)

Swing

I recently called Tech. Support for a company and one of the first questions they asked was, "How would you like me to address you so that you feel comfortable while we solve this problem?" I said they could use my name, or a good old-fashioned 'you' would be fine.

Butcher

Beheading

Wow, a new record. Fifteen replies and nobody has asked about his work permit to complete the roof. Of course somebody did suggest he get rid of his wife and get another one...another standard reply.

Navigation

If they are here enjoying a hard-earned vacation, a good-morning beer might be understandable. If they live here and it's a daily routine, then there's probably a problem.