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ColeBOzbourne

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  1. In Peru I was told that pig-thieves insert a finger into the pig's rectum to prevent it from squealing and thrashing around as they run off with it into the night. I told them that would make me squeal and thrash around a lot, and probably make my eyes water too.
  2. If someone regrets getting a 'Penisectomy', can't they just reverse the process with an 'Addadicktome'?
  3. When I tip at a restaurant I never hear a 'thank you' because I leave the money on the table as I walk out the door. They find it after I'm already gone. Some people can't do that because it denies them the glory of basking in their own generosity.
  4. A Thai lady recently edumacated me that smoking a cigarette together while kissing is how you catch AIDS. So, cross that fetish off your list.
  5. After five beers my 'rumpy' generally refuses to get 'pumpy'.
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