fondue zoo

awwww, I thought this was going to be a sordid tale of adultery and boom boom gone wrong.

Magic is tricky...

19 hours ago, The Cobra said:

So, picture this: I strolled into one of those massage joints in Pattaya,, thinking I was in for a treat. Boy, was I in for a surprise! The massage itself felt like a wrestling match with the  Hulk—sublime yet borderline bone-crushing. I swear, that masseuse could probably unscrew a rusty nut with her bare hands!

But here's where it gets weird: her voice! Deeper the Lurch off the Adams family, I kid you not. And instead of the soothing spa chatter, she's yammering on about football. I'm lying there, covered in oil, wondering if I've stumbled into some parallel universe where sports commentary is part of the spa experience.

Now, what's a bloke to do in such a situation? Do I demand a refund, making it clear that I didn't sign up for a deep tissue massage joint realignment and a sports podcast? Or do I get cheeky and ask if she can work her magic on my car's noisy tappets after work?

 

Decisions, decisions...

She make good snu snu

17 minutes ago, fondue zoo said:

Everything that fluoresces in this airport's light... is our kingdom, from check-in to takeoff, day or night

14 hours ago, stoner said:

 

you're right. these people have a clear inability to think. 

Not true, however they are not encouraged to think critically or laterally from the get go.

11 hours ago, off road pat said:

This must be wrong,....There is no prostitution in Thailand !!!

All these police and military checked walking street in Pattaya a couple of years ago and couldn't find any !!!

They all look like they could do with a blowy.

I use the old lady of the klong who collects plastic bottles as they drift by as my gauge.

She is always, and I mean always, in a heavy knit cardigan, but when that cardy comes off I know it's hotter than usual.

so, huuuUUBB?

18 hours ago, TigerandDog said:

You're the joke. If you had googled Kantarat Golf Course you would find that yes, it is between the 2 runways BUT even the worst possible shanked golf shot will not reach the runway. Anybody who has not played golf on this course has no right to comment as they will be talking out of their backsides. I've played Kantarat many times and have never seen anybody hit a golf shot that even remotely have an impact on airport safety.

The RTAF should be telling AOT to go take a running jump, the golf course stays put.

Aye, I had read "Kirati noted that, on several occasions, golfers have breached restrictions by driving golf carts across the taxi ways, despite the warning signals."

18 minutes ago, spidermike007 said:

Well, that is what his well oiled PR machine wants you to believe. I recall constant press conferences, an obsessive hogging of the limelight, and alot of highly ignorant statements coming from this goon. It continued as deputy police chief. That is just who he is. 

It's true, I had 'I Love Big Joke' with his face printed on yellow t-shirts, for when Immigration came a callin'.   Now I need something new. 

Is this a joke? They allowed a golf course between two runways? Like inside the perimeter of the airport?

I'd Google it but I just cant Google anymore "stupid" today.

12 hours ago, spidermike007 said:

Well one never knows with this guy, he was chief of immigration until he got canned for making frequent and ridiculous remarks about foreigners, and was exiled for years. He mysteriously reappeared as the deputy National Police Chief, was able to develop a reputation as Mr. Clean (which I believe to be totally fake), and now he's being accused of being anything but clean.

 

I guess since they're used to promoting guys that should have remained in exile, in the convoluted and nonsensical world of Thai politics, the only place for him to go at this point, is to become the next PM. 

They will need a Ministry of Casinos headman soon, perfect.

6 hours ago, Liverpool Lou said:

"Withdrawals from partner banks..."

The BBL app refers to "our partner bank", not banks, so, yes, only Kasikorn.

Aye, I only read the What's New section in the Play Store, different wording  "from other banks' ATM."

16 minutes ago, JayClay said:

 

Is that supposed to be possible? The OP mentions that K-bank users can withdraw from BKK bank machines? But I didn't see anywhere that the reverse is true.

Yes, the BBL app was updated to allow for ATM Cardless Withdrawals from partner banks in March.

They display only KBank as an option. KBANK atms also have the option, Cardless Withdrawals > Other Banks. Only BBL is displayed.

I'll test it again, when the sun goes down on me.

16 hours ago, fondue zoo said:

Reciprocal too, nice, I don't have a BBL handy. Thanks for the heads up.

Attempted a withdrawal from a KBank ATM with the BBL app, everything is fine until it scans the QR code. "Unrecognized QR code MK12"

Maybe the roll out isn't complete as previously mentioned, or maybe I lucked out inside some downtime.

Reciprocal too, nice, I don't have a BBL handy. Thanks for the heads up.

On 2/20/2022 at 10:35 PM, Kwasaki said:

Google it I'm retired. ????

tell us all your building secrets

dammit, 2022

drinking and driving is stupid, but let he whoever blah blah, cast the first stone blah blah

also, is anyone else having a problem uploading an image or is it just dumb dumb over here?

I'm lazy, how does the UK decide which countries to subject to frozen pensions while others remain unaffected?

On 3/21/2023 at 2:43 PM, josephbloggs said:

Don't worry, someone will be a long shortly to say that:

 

• It's not a patch on Italian food / Mexican / French etc.
• It's not even a Thai dish.
• MSG
• Dirty oil
• etc etc

 

okay, I'll do it

2 hours ago, Dioj said:

Life in pictures.

 

Risky Business