fondue zoo

2 hours ago, mikebell said:

It's just a Wet-T-Shirt Competition which can be seen in many seaside resorts in UK.

yeah

https://songkranparty.com/

51 minutes ago, hotchilli said:

Animated for babies because if they screen the real Songkran it would probably put many off.

And it's not even good animation, my eight year old nephew has an iPad app that creates using a similarly style.

No expense spared obviously

The thing is Songkran makes for some amazing fun filled visuals, sure we know the truth, but for marketing purposes, young'ish soapy randy people spraying water, dancing in the street, cut in some random 2 second hottie shots, makes for a good promo video. Tourists don't really care about the origins & ceremony, they're hot, wet, horny and just want to have fun with water guns.

Divert some of that submarine money, hire a pro director and film crew, do it properly. Not this year though, pooch is screwed already.

2 hours ago, soalbundy said:

Dirty air con units? I had my 4 air-con units professionally cleaned yesterday. It took 5 guys all day, the units were completely stripped down, inside they were absolutely filthy, the last cleaning was 5 years ago. It cost me 10,000 Baht which included one new fan motor and the raising of one compressor unit from the ground to the outside wall as well as plastic shrouds for the coolant pipes coming from the compressor units to the inside units. I considered the service cheap as they had to drive from Surin, 50 Km from my house. The effects were immediate, I had to raise the temperature settings as running on the old settings proved too cold, so in the long run it saves money. I can imagine this is a much neglected service in rented condos and rooms. 

This exactly. We had two old units, they had been Frankenstein'ed a few times because the owner at the time was cheap.

Decided to get them cleaned, $800 per unit, stripped down and washed. The amount of dirt/dust/grime turned the water black for minutes.

Immediate results. The guy said every month use the hose here and here, Bangkok is dirty. No trouble since.

23 hours ago, KhunLA said:

More fear mongering.   Gays have been tolerated/accepted in TH way more and longer than most countries.   Getting married is just another step of realization, and a way for the ignorant folks to finally take the blinders off.  Live & let live 

 

Like GOD, gays always have been here, and always will be.  Just accept it.

Humans love being concerned about how other humans are using their genitals. 

3 minutes ago, impulse said:

Half the guys on here would probably rat me out for WP violations, so...  No.

 

aww man, I remember when you used to be cool.

But you're right, I was already composing my email to the Thai labor commission.  🙏

2 minutes ago, impulse said:

Dozens of recipes on the interweb for making your own baked beans from scratch, starting with dried beans that are cheap as can be at the local markets. 

 

In years past when we've made them ourselves they're 10x as good as canned anyway.  You actually have discernable bits of meat and onion instead of a hint that maybe there's meat flavoring.

 

yeah they told me the same thing about dill pickles.

I'm too lazy but I want beans, can we buy them from you? Discernible ingredients are best.

On 4/6/2024 at 11:56 PM, ABCDBKK said:

A modicum of 3 shucked trollops served neatly and straight up in a dollop and laid across the gear shifter with a smidgen of hair pie splashed across the nose for a sprinkle of added effervescence. 

ummm yeah, not sure if favorite beverage or favorite sex act, either way it sounds messy and I'm in 100%

4 hours ago, champers said:

An uncivil engineer.

13 minutes ago, Will B Good said:

Hands up all those who have complete confidence in the Thai's handling of this waste to prevent further contamination.

5 grams is enough to kill an adult. 

They've tasked Microsoft to create a cloud-based app to track the mountains of paper documents they generate every day.

It's just logical.

19 hours ago, KannikaP said:

You mean Microsoft are going to upgrade all the Immigration computers from XL to Windows 8?

Yeah I hope the Microsoft guy doesn't use an older BB atm, running pirated XP, I saw another one in the wild, stuck on the reboot.

Awwwkwaard.

one boat and a ship

All their masts are at half chub right now.

20 hours ago, Hellfire said:

 

And this guy is definitely a professional ahole wherever he goes.

I was told once when I was younger, 'some people just suck, remember that and you'll have an easier time'.

4 minutes ago, Hummin said:

The officials are likely to be on a war path.

Nobody here gets paid "war path" wages to do more.

It will amount to extra checks, extra paperwork and some photo ops to show more is being done.

You take your clothes off under the Siam sun and you're going to burn your tallywacker.

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April Fools

On 1/16/2024 at 10:11 PM, Purdey said:

Strange that weed is a big story  and not alcohol fueled rage attacks or yaba induced truck crashes. 

Weed is probably the least dangerous soft drug. 

Because 'Meth Pandemic Across Nation, Generational Alcoholism on the Rise'  makes for very bad copy.

I've read that Tomorrowland is not committed to anything happening in Thailand yet, is this like the LaLisa concert announcement thing again?

3 minutes ago, transam said:

I started a very 'simple' thread for a bit of fun, but the woodwork soon opened up, excreting the usual tossers...Nothing I can do about that, but reply I will.......😁

I wasn't having a go or anything, I think it's hilarious.

ououuo, only five pages this time until it morphed from "How did you start your fine day today?" to "you're stupid", which means we're only a few posts away from the "your penis is probably small too" comments.

foruming is fun