Small Joke

4 hours ago, soalbundy said:

You are a bit late there, every country has its day, we were great, it's gone, it is early mist, Americas wind down is coming, a nation that went from barbarism to decadence without the usual interval of civilisation in between is encountering Asia like a startled deer in the headlights. The Uk will retire quietly back to what it was, an island in the North sea, allowed greatness by the grace of God for two hundred years.

This is actually rather erudite compared to your trolling form. I've also abused the mods, so I'll be banned for 'life' soon! IDGAF it was worth it! Just landed here to make sure they do it! The one-eyed <deleted>! 

Bet you my next Thaied up THB 800,000, that the only train that will come out of this, is a rather large and lucrative gravy train.

Their 'crackdowns' crack me up!

What they mean is they are actually just going to do their everyday normal policeman's job.

Until something happens in Phuket, and media attention is focused on some slacker down there...

Then it's back to the endless tea break, and the newspaper.

Until some slacker back up there cocks up with a walking street press conference or a ferry disaster, then everybody switches places, and the Phuket guys can chill, and on and on, forever.

37 minutes ago, ChrisY1 said:

 "is the younger folks are somehow becoming quite well informed "

Sounds like something an army general would say......it is 2019!

In Thailand it's actually 2562 BACK to the Future has never been more apt.

And they said Rhodesians were racist! 

Oh well, handed it over, and now look at it. 

Nice job, Bob.

On 7/9/2019 at 8:41 AM, jayboy said:

You are talking rubbish.There is no blame to be attached to the Ambassador whatsoever - he was simply doing his job.The serious offense is the leak of secret information and this needs to be ruthlessly investigated with severe consequences for the culprits.

 

I see that you and other geniuses on this thread have not bothered to read Liam Fox's comments with care.He was not apologizing for the Ambassador's comments but rather for the malicious leaking.

Jayboy, surely by now you should know anyone who clings to, or supports, apologizes for, attacks critics of, Trump seem incapable of grasping basic high school concepts of, well, any slightly nuanced shit whatsoever!

Ironically, they'll latch onto absurd claims as gospel truth -if Trump says it. He's lied thousands of times, and most of the facts to prove it, existed BEFORE he was POTUS.

It matters not. Their minds are made up and they'll follow him into the mouth of hell, like the poor fools in Hitler's Berlin bunker 1945.????

4 hours ago, Basil B said:

You mean every time he has to make a report he has to hope on a plane to London.

Hope on a plane? I didn't know the 737 Max was back in service...

The old Fox just wants another crack at the henhouse, to see if he can maybe get some bragging rights for the Members bar at HMHP. ????

Drunk girlfriends: Teerak, I bet you can't jump that cute bush over there (tree was far away, like Dougals cows in Father Ted).

Teerak on Beemer: "Hold my Leeo"

Quite right too! Mustafa has been instructed by Tehran to sell no more doner kebabs to pissed squaddies and marines after the pubs close. ????

5 hours ago, Srikcir said:

Why didn't Prawit fly out to this ceremony too?

I have it on good authority POLICE FORCE ONE was busy strafing some hilltribe folks picking magic mushrooms.

1 hour ago, yellowboat said:

If they act as badly as coalition junta, the country will be in peril   A very low bar has been set for Thailand.  Doubtful it could get lower. 

Thai politics: "Hold my Chang...."

On 6/18/2019 at 9:41 AM, BobBKK said:

This is a forum it encourages comment. Is this the best you can do? got a crush on Clooney have you?

This is a forum it encourages comment, is this the best you can do? Got a crush on Trump have you? 

Sorry but I ran out of fresh ideas to describe this lemming like compulsion to follow a clearly demented human being to his impending doom, and even after that, you true belevers will still be suffering from Stockholm syndrome. 

It reminds me of the Monty Python sketch "Yeah, he did nail my head to the coffee table, but I had to insist!" ????

On 6/11/2019 at 9:33 PM, gk10002000 said:

I understand Pythagoreanism, for a right triangle, A^2 + B^2 = C^2

What's the formula for a right wing crybaby? Enfamil, Similac?

You had best contact a Thai/English law firm, one with a farang on board, not a copywriter.

4 minutes ago, NanLaew said:

With regard to rich people being canny with their cash, what's your take on Dyson buying the $54 million dollar flat in Singapore then?

It would be absorbed by the company in some creative but legal loophole, Singapore takes good care of ultra rich expats, Jim Rogers, Dyson, that Kid with the internet fortune? Many more we'll never hear about...

Doubt very much if Dyson reached into his personal stash for his modest shanty.

Nobody want to be Army?

Poleet?

Airfon?

Naywee?

I guess dying in basic training isn't a great job perk.

Excise tax is basically official theft, anywhere on the planet. The ultimate in helping themselves to other people's industry and trade deals.

I was there at Songkran, it was a cautious return after swearing off it for over a decade due to shitty local attitudes, and the Russian boor invasion.

A farang bar manager said it was his worst Songkran ever.

I thought the first afternoon of the watersports in Soi 6 would be fun.

It was of course, but the bar I was in, chosen for having one of the top rated online reviews, had literally myself and two other geezers all afternoon.

They were glued to their phones.

But at least the girls left us in peace, distracted by playing their splashy nonsense at the door, and getting their house drinks for free.

On the beachfront that weekend, mostly poorer Thai/Burmese picnics, and scores of Indian guys, and a few obvious local sexypats.

The Soi Bukaow area, a few more white guys, but by and large, two maybe three heads in a few bars, some sexypat places had more, but then again, these are local guys, the bar zone between Bukaow and the Central Festival Mall seemed to have only bargirls farang hubby's as the sole customer in many.

I did enjoy the floor shows upstairs at Windmill and Kink but it looks like they're not going to last since the brownshirts were reshuffled.

I'm pretty sure my hotel in Soi 8 was not even a third full. Given the traffic in the lobby and lift.

But, it was nice not to have it being completely insane, the only visit I ever really enjoyed in the last twenty years since I first had a look.