Nyezhov

21 minutes ago, baansgr said:

7 LM red ciggies

My Gramma smoked them.

22 minutes ago, mauGR1 said:

I have to bow in front of your experience and knowledge of the details of this delicate issue.

Yes I forgot to put that on my review of the shoes on Amazon, brb.

12 minutes ago, mauGR1 said:

Exactly, and the fashion-conscious ones, brown socks and shoes as well

Im a firm beleiver in Keen Arroyos. If you can get the Arroyo IIs, they are the best as they offer the most complete combination of ventilation and drainage for everyday use, including hiking and water (but not sand) and toe protection. Toe protection is the key, but the drainage helps when you are being hosed off by sympathetic yet chuckling locals as you sob brokenly from the shame of having fouled yourself.

21 minutes ago, mauGR1 said:

No big deal if the stain is not too obviously visible to the public

Real men always wear quick drying, dark coloured pants.

Just now, Lacessit said:

You are cruel, reminding me of Dustin Hoffman in Marathon Man.

Is it Safe?

1 minute ago, Lacessit said:

Never had that problem, Swiss watches could be calibrated from my bowel movements.

Thanks. Im taking my Rollie to the Pawn Shop as soon as I get back.

3 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

How about an update on Frenchie's bum?

I havent seen her, I think she is still there banging the scummy dreadlocked Belgian dude, but its been real quiet and I only go once or twice a week to say hi to the geezers and smoke.

Dude its dead here. Im about to start lizard photography. Im such a good cook too!

17 minutes ago, Andy from Kent said:

I'm happy I had me breakfast before reading this thread.

Stick around for lunch, I feel a new low approaching.

13 minutes ago, faraday said:

This is what you need, it comes with a convenient carry handle.

Perfect! Do they have larger sizes to match the exit pipe? Im afraid I would not be able to position it correctly and would get flange leakage, which is alwys another reason to carry a bandanna.

9 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Add in the fact I lost a filling yesterday, and I have to brave the perils of a hospital later to get it fixed, and you may understand that I am not my avuncular self, and you mess with me at your peril.

Ouch dude, dont be going to no dentist, pack that gaping cavity with Thai herbs and whiskey. Or, even better, got a pair of ice skates and a rock?

7 minutes ago, Darkside Gray said:

I think you need to look at the WHO report on C19 before making statements that it is no more dangerous than others of its ilk (Flu)

Are you seriously contending that WHOs figures are correct?

3 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Good morning. I recall I mentioned on another thread the remedy for that, and you claimed it was TMI.

Dude I cant keep track of you, our PMs are longer than the God thread and you are constantly giving unsolicited advice like some Granny, although the thought of you in a Muumuu with Hello Kitty Fuzzy Mules and a Carmen Miranda hat does bring a touch of breakfast back towards my uvula.

12 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Walk around near your room until the poop attack happens, then you are free to go where you like. Why do people make life so complicated for themselves?

Maybe because he is a constant dribbler?

43 minutes ago, bkk6060 said:

There are no masks, but diapers are plentiful.

Put on a large size diaper and when you get the urge, let it fly..

Yes, an excellent suggestion. One I do myself. If I cant find adult nappies, I just use a ripped up tshirt, duct tape and a plastic garbage bag. 

Makes those morning walks so much more pleasant.

I was thinking of the Grunt Zipper*, but too many people around.

* thats where you just slit the seam in the back of your pants so you can keep walking whilst spurting*

38 minutes ago, Curt1591 said:

You're wearing it wrong. 
 

When my glasses fog, it's a signal to adjust the fit. 

Im not using N95s, they dont fog even though I have a beard.

Im talking about surgical masks, which I have to adjust so much as might as well be smearing virii and faecal coliform over my face every five minutes.

10 hours ago, nausea said:

Beatles music is a phase you go through. A bit like Yes or Genesis, if you come from my generation, b.1955.

I have some Beatles on my playlist. 

25 minutes ago, marko kok prong said:

Does it sting lysol on the knob?

Only if I use a pipette

53 minutes ago, Unify said:

Every legitimate statistic on this virus shows it is currently many times more deadly than the flu. You have to completely ignore facts and reality to think otherwise.

You are quite mistaken.

2 hours ago, Justgrazing said:

 the feelings may be mutual Nyez .. ☺

Yeah dude...Im so looooooow my imaginary friends ghost me. 

3 hours ago, Lacessit said:

Chalk that one up, I'm agreeing with you.

I will withhold my usual smarmy ands supercilious comment, indeed one that is bordering on passive aggressive narcissism, because of the high regard I now have for you.

2 hours ago, LomSak27 said:

If Trump had got things rolling, in January, when he had the information, we would not be in this mess. Why he would believe ChiComs and not US intelligence estimates is something to this day I do not understand. Whatever lies he gets out via FOX news, big deal. FOX viewers will vote for him regardless of he sold ALaska back to Putin and tossed in California.

 

The rest of the country feels different. His incompetence, nastiness, and petty vindictiveness will be remembered.

 

 

not according to the polls...o wait, they dont count.

Nobody likes me and I dont care.

Thank god there are some folks who report reality

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2020/04/01/low_us_covid-19_death_rate_means_efforts_are_working.html

Note. What will follow will be any or all of the following:

1. Posts disparaging Trum[

2. Post disparaging the website above

3. Posts disparaging the writer

4. Posts diparaging me

5. Posts talking up china

6. Confused and sad smilies from guys on my ignore list.

7. Screams of doom