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harrycallahan

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  1. Should have had insurance then the protective shield provided by his contract would have allowed him to walk away without injury.
  2. I thought elephant pants was when you pull your pockets out and let your trunk hang out.
  3. She's lucky they had vinegar handy, given the alternative treatment.
  4. Compounded by the fact that the bright sign is surrounded by dull grey which blends into the background, so people might think they're missing it but aren't.
  5. "started taking on water after a pump broke down" This is incorrect: it was already taking on water before the pump stopped working. Obviously it was only the functioning pump which was preventing the boat from filling up with water.
  6. I hope you get poisoned to death. I'm sure it's acceptable for me to post that because here you are making multiple posts promoting illegal and painful animal poisoning in an urban setting where people's pets will be susceptible.
  7. 'Steel plate in head' will be another anecdote oft recited.
  8. Meh, let him keep it. Couldn't be any worse at the job.
  9. Germans care? A German judge just let 8 rapists walk after the prolonged gang rape of an intoxicated 15 year old in a Hamburg park. They received the diversity discount. A ninth rapist got 2 years 9 months.
  10. The largest Australian note is $100. 95 of those is a stuffed wallet.
  11. The Chinese-Thai approaching the sign was heard to say Wat Da Fook.
  12. Let's raise $50 and get this kid a 3cm orthopaedic heal.
  13. Used to just be a place to take your 3 day girlfriend on a day tour. Then the Chinese came and turned it into a *cough* stunning island *cough*.
  14. Why is their federal justice agency selectively prosecuting popular political candidates in an attempt to sabotage their run for president? Because THAT would never happen in the U.S.A!
  15. I don't like his kind so I'm happy that he's in a lot of trouble for having some fun. Not that I'm a miserable sod or anything.
  16. "Transgender" not Ladyboy. Look who's gone Woke!
  17. There isn't but the return taxi fares are super expensive.
  18. OK that's kind of weird. But, there are Thai tourists who charter fishing boats to catch - wait for it - squid?
  19. I'm gonna guess his second hand sex doll was leaking spooky ectoplasm.
  20. Given that steps are designed to be walked on I think she has a point. It's setup to hurt people.
  21. What if AI programs it? See 'Singularity'.
  22. This is about the stupidest idea I've ev [ERROR 736: ChatGPT negativity threshold exceeded. New training set required]
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