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Or guys with BIG peni (plural of penis?) like lady boys. Maybe they can touch the sides of the Chocolate Tunnel.

I said this to my Mrs and she said, no, wait until I shower

Cheers. I hope it works out well for ALL of us expats and resident workers.

<deleted> (TLA) I, and others said this ages ago.

Confused, please explain. What Excel sheet?

OK, up to you

TLAs are so stupid. When a newsreader mentions one, they usually tell you what it means. Same as in newspaper articles. WTF is it all about?

I just hate TLAs

OK, that's on 'loads a money' Please read my post which calculated it for 65k per month, 780k per year.

Very useful site. Makes it all so simple, and not too expensive.

Wish I knew what CRS was............Canadian/ Cambodian/ Chinese/ Croatian Revenue Service?

Well you show me your calculations please.

Sorry, but let me get it right. Everybody! gets a 60k Personal Care Allowance? Even if they are not caring or being cared for. That is TAXFREE. And then the 0%, 5%,!0% etc bands come into play. Yeh?

My Mrs is only 54. so no allowance for her.

No, you are taxed in Thailand on what BAHT you transfer to the country, nothing to do with USD or exchange rates. My calculations quite rightly shows that for an over 65 year old, they should pay Bht 17000 on 65,000 per month.

I prefer to MOW it in place. 555

That is very good to know. So 60k per month to the Mrs for looking after/putting up with me, plus 190k for simply being over 65, totalling 250k. Which will then be deducted from say 65k per month = 780k, So tax should be paid on 530k. 150 @ 0%, next 150 @ 5% (7500) then up to 10% on up to 500k (5000) and 15% 0n the last 30k = 4500. Total tax is 17k, or say 1500 per month on 65,000. Or is my O level maths not correct?

It was 100k A MONTH in your first sentence.

Only on the top part of your transfers/earnings. As said before 000 to 150k = 0% (Some say 190k for over 65s) 150 - 300k = 5% 300 - 500k = 10% and so on. Easily found online.

Your headline says THREE, yet you give us FIVE answers to your hourly posts.

Yes me too, with two 'ares' in the first sentence. Should have been 'OR' going.

But will they get taxed on it?

OK, thanks. Good points made. I shall stop whining then and find another way around this income tax, as are many many expiates.

No, he faked his own death and then re-appeared as Bob Smith. 555

My State Pension UK, comes from money I gave to the UK Govt way back in the 1980/90s when I was working. So NOT earned in this year, let alone this Century.