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It's only taken you 13 years to reply to this. Well done. 555

I hope the idea is to fill 'The Barge' which is called a Floatel in the private sector, and highly sought after, with 500 odd ASs, then quietly one night, tow it back to France and use the words the English bowmen used to use to the French, and show them that they still had two fingers.

If you want your Pension to be frozen, have it pay directly into a Thai bank. If you want annual increases, have it paid into a UK bank, then transfer via Wise at a good rate.

Took mine yesterday, and first they checked the VIN matched the papers, blue book. THEN he started it, revved it looking in the mirror for smoke. THEN he kicked the tyres. DONE! Bht 200 for the check, Bht 3500 for the year's tax.

One day wonder then?

And in UK, bring back 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th Divisions instead of the third and fourth tiers being called First & Second. Eammon Andrews and James Alexander Gordon will be turning in their graves!

I guess the difference is between League games where a win is 3 points and a draw = 1, and knockout competitions. I thought that Soccer was getting big in USA as it is at the moment.

Of course there is footie on every day for a while, and whilst watching thought a few rule changes could be considered. Bring back 'accidental hand ball' instead of e silly rule as is at present. Scrap the offside rule, which was only brought in to stop a centre forward standing on the opposition's goal line waiting for the ball. Let them. Instead of penalties in knockout matches, why not send off all players who have had yellow cards and play sudden death. Make sure throws-in are taken within one metre of where the ball went out. Why does the ref refer an incident to the three VAR judges, and then he goes to look at a small, pitch-side screen themselves to make a final decision. Why doesn't the ref stop the clock when there is an incident/injury as in rugby, and end the match at 90 minutes And as in Rugby, what doesn't the Ref tell the crowd WHY he has made a decision. If penalties are continued, why not each team use different end's goal posts so that many spectators are not 100 metres from the action? ChatGT said that they are taken at the 'home team's' end........in World Cup or Wembley? To stop shirt pulling, let them play topless. I am sure I, and others, can add or make more suggestions. Only the player involved and his Captain can go within 10 metres of the Ref, and no one else can say anything.

I would advise ALL other members to do the same, except Bob & GG.

Please get yourself banned, Give us all a break.

Ditto. Get rid! Even the Mrs if she falls into that category. 555

No, without you three, there would be more to read and absorb instead of ficking through the dross.

I do when there is something worth posting.

Well come on Brian, enlighten us with a few new ones of your own. 555

100% definitely. Some are ridiculous, like this one. Or is it a competition between Gamma and the Bignok to see who can post the craziest OP?

Now, look in a mirror.

Does the Alum stick which you use not contain aluminium? I seem to remember that trumpet players rubbed alum on their lips to strengthen them.

Could start by getting those 400 workers to visit houses and fit EARTH cables in them.

Was it 10 monkeys or just one which attacked him?

And now this third one. What are you on about please?

Your last two posts have been unintelligible. Please explain.

5 in the cab and 6 in the back = 11. All those in the back and three in the back of the cab were killed. The driver and one other passenger escaped. Ooops sorry, it was a single cab, so 9 in the back,

Please, what is a concrete handstand? Rinse off the driveway simply means moving the dirt to somewhere else. OK, onto the garden.

And while you're at it, someone explain how 48 or 72 hour deodorant/antiperspirant works please.

So you clean the car on the driveway, then must shift it to the garden.