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Please explain why my hearing something said incorrectly on the BBC can lead you to deduce what kind of person I am.

I've even heard it said on the Beeb. But CONNIPTION is definitely American, probably an invented word (OED)

Mr ChatGPT and the Oxford English Dictionary has put me right. Never too old to learn. Sorry zz.

Hey, I was WRONG. It is Champing. I apologise to Mr Topp. Chomping has become the American modern version.

Sorry zz, it is chomping at the bit in proper English.

The tea and coffee are not FREE, they are included in the price.

I joined in 2018, you joined this month. Have you gone back over all my posts to be able to say that I am 'the biggest troll' and about the content of my replies?

A member since June 4th, under this name anyway, and you know about the PMs I have allegedly sent to Harrisfan.

Let the Pasty answer the question please.

Are you referring to me or Harrisfan?

Member of Mensa are we? And are you taller, heavier, better looking than me?

Yes, we all know that. But for you to call someone else a troll with a low IQ says it all, and to follow it with a mindless insult. Haha!

Pot----kettle!

I can use a Gillette Fusion blade last well over 30 shaves, every two days for two months. Put it in a small cup of vege oil after use. I love lathering my face with Barbasol, feels good to me.

Another mindless topic invented to get this member a few more Brownie points. Why does ANYONE reply to suck an OP? They must be as bored as he is. Oops, I just did!

Electric shavers take longer time to do the job, and not do it as well.

I , like you, am not married, and can quite easily make a list and then buy all the things I need like beer, food, johnnies, and every now and then, razor blades. If you did not have all that hassle, what would you be doing?

Well you should have been, all the time you have been in Thailand.

How difficult is it to go into 7/11 or Lotus when you are buying your beer and pick up a pack of blades, or to order online.

Inching? You mean it grows a couple? 5555

Even on all the BS topics you start

Are you saying that there are no black gays? Who are you trying to fool?

Is that 1 inch with a hard-on? 555

It hardly had time to get up to full speed in the time the aircraft was airborne.

That is way off topic, the exact opposite of the OPs question.