Bert got kinky

Handbags at dawn.

That's the way forward, treat women as objects that can be bought. What's the next editorial, how to pay off government officials, how to get and maintain a Mia-Noi, how to steal the pennies from a blind beggars hat?

Welcome to the Twiglet zone.

Yes I am teetotal, I also drive a car. Banning alcohol would not affect me but banning vehicles would. Therefore, in my view, it will have to be the alcohol that gets sacrificed, I can't agree with something that would impact my lifestyle. ????????

Good point. They should ban the sales of alcohol with immediate effect. ????

Just ban the sale of alcohol leading up to and during the holiday period. That might upset the Pattaya pensioners but some of them could do with a dry out period. ????

encourage the public to record video clips of traffic violators during seven dangerous days of Songkran holidays We're going to need a bigger sim card.

I wonder how this will affect Kerry's already stretched workload for their unsung heroes (the delivery riders). Will they be taking on more staff to cover this extra work or will normal deliveries be delayed?

This is a case for the dynamic duo.

On a daily basis, the cretins that ride motorbikes during the dark hours without lights. To borrow a phrase: I see dead people, they don't know they're dead.

So you turned your dogs loose on the streets and then complain? It appears to me that you are a large part of the problem.

Why did you put your dogs into a situation where they could be poisoned?

Hello Annie, I'm not Sipi and I'm in recovery.

That would be a step up, at least decaffeinated coffee has a use.

Don't you mean jaywheelchairing?

Why did someone decide to start filming this action packed movie?

Many moons ago (in the late 90s) these photocopies ended up as a wrapping for food bought off street vendors. Quite a few times I have bought deep fried bananas to find that the paper at the bottom of the bag was a xerox of someones passport or ID card. I presume that this practice has now stopped.

This video is as staged as a girlie slap at the Oscars.

So does this mean that Hua Hin Police Station is now an 'inactive post'?

This is totally <deleted>. The 'high sided' canopy on a single cab pick-up would suggest that it is for commercial purposes. Was this cretin driving (without a licence) for a living?

Sorry did I miss you. OK, just for jesimps: This will upset the alcoholic pensioners from all over Thailand. ????

A powerful amulet would have prevented this death.

vendors say religious amulets saved them Of course they did darlings. Are you interested in buying a bridge?

As a result, he said relevant agencies were reviewing the Alcoholic Beverage Act from 2008 to potentially enforce and enact stricter rules during the festival, including for advertising, promotion, and consumption. That will upset Pattaya's alcoholic pensioners. ????