Liverpudlian

1 hour ago, Muhendis said:

Going back to the UK for a short stay is a great idea but to do it simply to get more money? Considering travel costs etc., I doubt if that would be cost effective.

If you knew what i was surving on you would jump at the chance, i get thru with aprox 15000 bht per mth and a prayer or 2 for a few E.bay sales which have dived due to xmass thru to around april due to folks paying off seasonal debts overseas. 

Well boys ! its been an interesting banter and thanks, i do recall that the guy i mentioned rented out the property in the lake district and returned to Pattaya along with access to his updated pension being paid into a UK account, some PA members here may be able to remember the topic wich was many months ago, i am now searching for one way flights for late april  ????  

Thought this was going to be a shock horror event ???

4 minutes ago, URMySunshine said:

However if you are under state pension age , not claiming and have a 'clean' address you may be good for one !

  I am at that golden milestone of 69 !! ????

3 minutes ago, URMySunshine said:

Damn - onto my next hair brained scheme. I imagine that soon if not already they will be able to match in/outs on the passport computer with a clarity they never previously had. 

Now theres the future brother !

3 minutes ago, DannyCarlton said:

Weird. All the bar girls have the same nickname for me. Also known as "No:1 bad man in the World"

 

You know me too well.

If my memory serves me well Janta kideejing  AKA Joy had you down for 2 capital letters ??

9 minutes ago, DannyCarlton said:

200 quid. Cushty laa! I refer to it as my summer cooling allowance.....and before you think of shopping me, I know where you live!

 

 

T.w.A.T ????

7 minutes ago, DannyCarlton said:

200 quid. Cushty laa! I refer to it as my summer cooling allowance.....and before you think of shopping me, I know where you live!

 

 

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2 minutes ago, cleopatra2 said:

Sanctionable Benefit has a specific meaning within the various Social Security Acts.

Although State Pension is  a non Sanctionable Benefit it does not preclude leveraging a penalty or fine or repayment against the money received.

Many pensioners have received prison sentences for benefit fraud , upon which results in the loss of state pension entitlement

A tad off the ball game but  i once met a guy here about 7 years ago who was recieving heating allowences from his Uk pension whilst living here for a number of years and some one shopped him and he paid it back but i think he may be ashes in the wind by now. 

23 minutes ago, DannyCarlton said:

Not if you remain in the UK for a period of time. What that period is, I'm not sure. 6 months? 12 months?

I think the guy said he got it in aprox 7 weeks and that he purchased a property up lake district also provided proof that he left here on a one way ticket and i think he had to provide a UK bank details along with doctors address and something about  council tax ??

These muppets need the limelight 24/7 or the shakes set in, mini rant over !

i was able to claim my basic UK pension of 102 pounds per week aprox 4+ years ago and i very recently heard of a guy who returned to blighty and after proving certain criteria he was granted the going rate wich i think was around 165 quid P/W  i have tried searching here and another forum but cant find the topic so any help would be much appreciated.

Cool hand luke ??

27 minutes ago, Stocky said:

Scousers - primitive people.

Thats why the germans bombd our chip shops !

14 hours ago, CharlieH said:

It'll save the carpet burns ????

 

 

The smell doesnt (bare) thinking of. ????

This may sound a rather odd topic to start BUT! since wearing shorts all these years i have grown a mound of hair on my knees that has never grown there ever before, how about you ?

1 minute ago, rayluttman said:

The amount of times I've heard that, can't you think of something original.

I spent a life time with this stuff but hey! if it cheers folks up then jobs a good'n EY ! ????

Just now, baansgr said:

But he returned it minus the wheels....

Ya see ! we are caring folks .

And i of course replied with lower grades one buys, smoke gets in your eyes ????

Keystone cops rule the day !

Off with there heads the whole MOB.

Thats what i would call whoopsadaisy near miss here , how many others have perished since this event.