brokenbone

anything from 2 month to 2 years,

buy expensive if available.

i favor logitech but i favor big size even more

im content with the indian tailor for clothes,

he makes it just the way i want it.

for electric, give up or move to europe,

the contacts here are flat, and theres nothing you can do about it, nothing will ever be compatible or possible to plug in if you want spring loaded round pegs

i think i read sex toys are illegal in thailand,

this is a case that can be made for legalized dildos

on behalf of health

6 hours ago, Bangkok Barry said:

 

All sounds good. But when you get older, you might need someone to take care you. Something to bear in mind.

most woman here cant even take care of them self,

they are not an asset, they are a burden

i also knew an old man that was genuinely happy over

how much money he saved, he was also very frugal.

i was a bit the same for the first year or so,

but i lost the plot and cant get back into my real self

Just now, DannyCarlton said:

I just sqirt a bit of Dettox liquid soap on my hand and rub it in, then rinse off with the bum gun.

the 2nd part of the bum gun is to wai instead of handshake,

and dont you ever forget it.

i hereby swear i wont ever commit to a handshake with

a thai, or falang that can be suspected of having gone native

15 minutes ago, DannyCarlton said:

After a particularly greasy crap, i use soap in combination with the bum gun.

how do you mix the soap with the water ?

and how can you apply it ?

...and i think i now know why people

that cant afford toilet paper wai instead of handshake, and are by law forced to clean <deleted> with left hand, while using the right hand for feeding

2 hours ago, Yinn said:

Need the bum gun sure.

 

Last year we stay on Chwaeng Beach Centara Hotel Koh Samui.

 

The hotel nice, is quite expensive, but no Bum gun!!!! We never go back there again because of this reason. Even the all cheap hotel in Thailand have the bumgun. 

 

We ask the staff why not have. They say the farang don’t care, don’t use. Mainly foreign customer. 

 

For me, this so dirty. If my car go in the mud, should I clean it with paper? Do the good job. Not clean it properly sure. 

Why don’t farang use it? I don’t understand. 

i consulted my chinese friend Far Flung Poo about it,

she has a lot of experience with them,

she knows im not overly tidy, and dont care much for keeping every bathroom i enter shiny, she advised against me using them

5 minutes ago, stevenl said:

No.

If it isn't safe you don't stop. The photo will show that.

No, he went through yellow when he should have stopped, see the photo. Unless he was driving too fast of course and couldn't stop, in which case the excuse is not really strong ????

show me one single video clip when a police in any western country would come up with the idea of trying to bring

an orange light crossing to court.

this is a corrupt police fining legal driving,

or alternatively, he doesnt know traffic law

and should be sent to school as has been suggested recently

10 minutes ago, stevenl said:

No, not correct. You're making up the law: if safe to stop on yellow you have to stop.

its up to the driver to make that call,

alas he made the decision it wasnt safe,

and many times its downright impossible,

if the orange light comes on 5 meters before you cross the line, it cant be done,

and that is why the law is what it is,

- a caution that soon the red light will come on, and red light means no crossing.

if the two different lights would mean the same thing, why bother with it at all ?

6 minutes ago, eisfeld said:

Far, far from it. I'm surprised anyone would think that's the case.

if the set of principles was different from country to country,

any idea of international driving license or valid license from another country would not work at all,

the whole idea is that everyone follows the same set of rules,

or the result can only ever be chaos and bloodbath

no, it is not illegal, you can argue that it was too late to stop

at orange light. and the traffic law is the same the world over,

the police were in the wrong.

ed: to clarify, as long as your front wheel passed the line the moment the red light comes on, -you are good to go

was the size of the cucumber documented ?

some 16 years ago i saw a picture of a chonburi thai man

in the newspaper with his face censored out.

i asked about it and it turned out he had slipped

in the bathroom and a 1.5 l bottle of coca cola

happened to get shoved up his arse so far

that he had to go to a hospital to get it extracted.

talk about tuff luck

46 minutes ago, nickmondo said:

cooking in Thailand?

Why?

Oats for breakfast is all I do.

Millions of places outside to eat well, and if you are poor, cheaply

yep, one of the best things about thailand is i can eat out every meal with no consequence to my budget

15 hours ago, colinneil said:

Bored, bored, its all in the mind, how can anyone be bored, when we have Thai visa?

I get my daily fix just reading some of the utter rubbish some folk post.

I am asked many times are you not bored stuck in your chair at home alone...... Never.

you have an ability to rolling on the floor laughing at your own comments, that is unique to you personally,

the rest of mankind need a bit more stimulus to find life fulfilling

2 hours ago, Samui Bodoh said:

"...'Collaborators' are undermining Britain's Brexit bet, PM says..."

 

"Collaborators"? Really? Why not label your opponents 'Traitorous Back-Stabbers'? Or 'Enemies of the State'? Or go on about how they have 'Betrayed the People'? Or worse (history can provide some of the more vile and odious phraseology)?

 

 

its the internet age, the modus operandi today

is to call someone troll or nazi at any sight of disagreement

i spend most of my life laying down on bed

to dodge back pain, or in an office chair

with good back support, reading various forums.

lifes a party but id rather be dead

on the one hand, its fitting it goes down with the british nation,

on the other hand, it could have served as an old papyrus

of things that were

1 hour ago, fhickson said:

but your stay in thailand is not going to be at all the same at 62 as it would have been at 51.

 

i find it hard to believe 62 can be any more useless then 51,

but it rocks when youre below 40

the girl that cooks my food will stop working at the resturant,

im picky about food so beats me what i can feed on after that,

i guess ill start diet

i believe they do have a shop there that buys 2nd hand stuff,

just ask any pc shop and they give direction,

but dont expect to get much for it

yes, its your lot

1 hour ago, snowballthecat said:

 

Derogatory  comment! Why no options left? teachers are teachers, online or offline.

Can you teach something? it is one of the most beautiful abilities. Desperates are the many trolls in these forums, who have nothing to say, let alone to teach....

not just derogatory, but false altogether, simon are making 100k a month and has cash stashed

so THATS why i couldnt get cappuchino yesterday evening,

i gave up after 500 meters of uninterrupted jam