Grumpy one

Short women are great, no need to have a table to sit your beer on  

To all the short people out there  including my wife   

All politicians have trouble with discussing the real cost of anything they are involved in.  

4 hours ago, webfact said:

 

The Ministry of Natural Resources and Environment has introduced new compensation regulations for victims of wild animal attacks, responding to increasing incidents involving monkeys in Lop Buri province.

 

Under the guidance of Natural Resources and Environment Minister Pol Gen Patcharawat Wongsuwon, the regulations, effective from Saturday (Mar 23), outline compensations up to 100,000 baht for severe injuries or death, 50,000 baht for the loss of a limb or an eye, and a cap of 30,000 baht for other injuries. Additionally, victims can receive daily payments of 300 baht during their recovery for up to 180 days.

 

The move aims to offer financial relief to those affected by encounters with wild animals such as monkeys, elephants, gaurs, and bears. The initiative arrives amidst growing concerns over aggressive macaques in Lop Buri, which have been reported to attack locals and tourists alike, primarily to snatch food.

 

The Department of National Parks, Wildlife and Plant Conservation plans to relocate aggressive monkeys from Lop Buri’s urban areas to designated enclosures within the province and nearby Nakhon Nayok, noting that food scarcity during the hot season often triggers their aggressive behavior.

 

The preceding is a press release from the Thai Government PR Department.

 

 

Source: THE PHUKET EXPRESS 2024-03-26

 

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How much compensation for attacks by jilted bar girls

Is villain number 5 who is not shown in photo be the Mongolian version of Peter Brady

The Invisible Man 

19 minutes ago, hotchilli said:

Anything you can't get in your mouth is wasted.

No, its called a handful 

10 hours ago, bkk6060 said:

Police academy and training should be difficult and stressful. Sounds like she may not have the fortitude and mental strength required to be a cop.

Nor do most of the police on duty 

2 hours ago, TheAppletons said:

I'm told his attack on the taxi driver was pharaoh-cious.

 

Rumor has it he was running a pyramid scheme too.

 

Classic De-Nile though.

 

 

Did he call his Mummy for help

6 hours ago, webfact said:

 

Patong –Fifteen foreign riders have been arrested in Patong this week for breaking traffic rules.

The Patong Police told the Phuket Express that they arrested in total 15 foreign riders this week.

 

Ten of them were unable to present legal driving licenses. Police released their nationalities but not their names:

 

American man
French man
British man
French man
German man
Chinese man
Czech man
Belgian man
Australian man
Polish man

 

By Goongnang Suksawat

 

Full story: THE PHUKET EXPRESS 2024-03-25

 

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I wonder how many  "Non Farangs " were breaking the same laws without being stopped 

22 hours ago, giddyup said:

You're a DH.

OK buy a wig or get used to life as it is.

Don't get upset with my first answer as it was given in jest, no doubt you have issues with a woman with thinning hair 

On 3/18/2024 at 9:19 AM, giddyup said:

I know a lot of Thai women suffer from hair loss, especially as they get older. My partner is now 60 and is getting quite thin on top and wonders if anything can be done or just accept the inevitable? I feel really sorry for her as hair loss is probably more traumatic for a woman than a man. This is not funny, so respectful replies please.

Buy her a hat

Become a knight in  rusty armour, or feed them some cheap beef or pork bones now and then

A house blessing AND free entertainment, even if it's only a pis pour boxing match  

Life is good in Thailand  

Shoot him with a tranquilliser dart, it's a 50 / 50 chance he may not topple off the landing.

The police could act as bookmakers taking bets  

After these low life kids are found guilty, they need  need to be castrated.

Slice the nuts off or dip in acid, both ways are sure to prevent them doing it again.

If the operators hand shakes and he cuts off an extra bit  No Worries  

6 hours ago, stoner said:

the wheels on the bus go round and round.....

Not until it finishes its nap

Planet of the Apes is not a movie anymore  

After the first 4 words in the story I was dreaming of heaven 😋

2 hours ago, bg53 said:

Did the jerks OD on performance enhancing drugs? Roid rage or insanity?

Lamb withdrawal 😁

On 3/16/2024 at 5:44 PM, John Drake said:

 

What kind of squirrel? 

Maybe it was Rocky   the flying squirrel  🙃

I wonder if playing the Jerry Lee Lewis song Great Balls of Fire will please the rider  😁

On 3/15/2024 at 2:05 PM, bob smith said:

so who are the 4 thai males that are taking me out to dinner later?

 

bob.

Eeny, Meeny, Minny and Mo  maybe  

14 hours ago, sirineou said:

I am more interested in Buddha's reaction. 

He said OUCH 

8 hours ago, Mr Meeseeks said:

Will it be a condition of Yingluck’s return that she has to eat some of this rice? 🤔

All the family should be made to eat it every day

If no one gets sick good luck for them