Grumpy one

A fitting punishment would be to insert the broom handle in said teachers backside and send the clown to sweep the playground  

No violence no lube just do it  

23 hours ago, CharlieH said:

Won't matter, whilst you may escape the blast, you won't escape the nulear winter that follows.

 

All you will do is prolong the inevitable.

I'd rather go in the blast.😁

 

 

 

Kiribati should be safe until the tide comes in  

2 hours ago, Ralf001 said:

 

sucks to be her.... But then she would be better off not being with such a violent man.

She seems to be as evil as he is, they really deserve each other

3 hours ago, Ralf001 said:

 

She have a visa that could be revoked ?

If her ATM is kicked out, she is up 💩  creek without a paddle

3 hours ago, JoePai said:

How fast does one drive in a rest area ?

That would depend on how urgent the call of nature was or more important, what nationality is behind the wheel.

4 hours ago, jacko45k said:

So people go sit drinking coffee in a room full of yapping mutts?

Why?

More peaceful than being at home with their wife / gf maybe

8 hours ago, flyingtlger said:

Why did they run away?

In urgent need of a loo maybe  

Buffalo's are plentiful in Pattaya, renting is most likely the best route.

Less hassle long term

A Donkey may be a bit harder to find, though they are out there.

Seek and you shall find  

14 hours ago, Bangkokhatter said:

Taken in isolation your right only 5 Baht.

Now think about all the courier companies zipping up and down the highways, it will soon add up and increase their costs.

Who do you think will have to pay those extra costs.

We will, and some will bitch and scream about it  

3 hours ago, Hummin said:

Now his sanctuary will be checked up on to. My wife says he rents elephants to collect money? 

How much rent is paid for the elephant he calls a wife 

 Doing the Crocodile Roll, by John Williamson  should be played up there at the lake   

1 hour ago, sammieuk1 said:

Get the engine out you fools it's needed in a sub  🤔

I thought this was going to be the new sub  

1 hour ago, Liverpool Lou said:

Who doesn't?

The ex Thai boy friends obviously   

5 hours ago, ezzra said:

What's the issue here if the BMW hit the Yaris in the back? it's a no brainer who's at fault here...

Depends on if its a new beemer or 20 years old.

Hi So never at fault  

6 minutes ago, Kiwifarang said:

That's a sheep shot mate.

It was the best I could come up with, been busy chasing a roo in the back paddock, she won't come home to me  

On 2/26/2024 at 6:23 PM, Liverpool Lou said:

Toms are better educated and have better jobs than girls?  Where did you pull that from?

They have a licker licence 

13 hours ago, BestB said:

how much tourism is coming out of NZ to Thailand?

Judging by the amount of Lamb being sold here, there may be some sad farm hands seeking bits of their past loved ones      🐑  

Note to truck driver

Don't use shade cloth to secure your load  

4 hours ago, ChrisY1 said:

Oh yes....plonk is available at that price.....you use it for cooking right?

Drain cleaner is a much better use

18 hours ago, ozimoron said:

 

Dead rats en masse would present a health hazard. They need to be captured first.

Call in the Pied Piper, he did the deed before 

10 hours ago, webfact said:

Deputy National Police Chief General Surachate Hakparn or ‘Big Joke’ insisted he was not connected to any probe into illegal online gambling websites. General Surachate said there was no link between him and illegality. The top cop instead suggested that a campaign was afoot to discredit him and linked it to a bizarre police raid on his home in Bangkok in September 2023. This was days before he lost out in his bid to become Thailand’s police chief. At the same time, National Police Chief General Torsak Sukwimol (inset right), on Friday, tried to broker talks between General Surachate and General Jaroonkiat Pankaew (inset left) of the Central Investigation Bureau (CIB). This police unit is leading a probe into online gambling. In short, this includes a network called ‘Minnies’ which investigators claim is linked to subordinates of General Surachate.

Big Joke’s reputation is threatened as an online gambling scandal rocks the Royal Thai Police. The high-profile deputy chief stoutly denies allegations amidst an intense ongoing investigation. There is now open internal strife within the force. The Prime Minister urges fairness and defends General Surachate’s right to be presumed innocent. Public trust in law enforcement is now at another low ebb. It comes as a further murky affair threatens the reputation of a policeman who has long been seen as an anti-corruption campaigner and hero.

On Friday, National Police Chief General Torsak Sukwimol moved to try to limit reputational damage to the Royal Thai Police. It comes as the country’s most popular police officer, General Surachate Hakparn, finds himself battling to protect his good name. It came amid reports that the deputy police chief was on the verge of being summoned by investigators over alleged links to online gambling websites. General Surachate vehemently protested his innocence. At length, he also linked the swirling reports to a bizarre police raid on his home last September.

 

This occurred just days before the new police chief was chosen. The senior officer had been widely tipped for the role.

On Friday, Prime Minister Srettha Thavisin emphasised that General Surachate was innocent of any charges until proven otherwise.

 

by James Morris and Son Nguyen

 

Full story: Thai Examiner.com 2024-02-24

 

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