Grumpy one

You have just hurt my little ankle biters feelings

How slow are the courts? This depends on how much cash you have It can speed up or slow down the process Splash enough and any discretion can disappear in a flash

The teacher had no plan to kill me, he just liked to show his power over the kids. Being expelled did me a great service, I worked in places that I would never have thought of going to. At 73 I look back and have only one regret, getting married to a New Zealand girl

Deflated maybe

But the Romans gave you roads and plumbing. I thank the movie " Life of Brian " for this information

This heart warming story almost makes you want to visit Pattaya ALMOST

Sometimes they don't.

You aint no Robinson Crusoe when it comes to money and wives. Mine is up and ready to shop before the sun rises on pension day

Looking at life that way, I would not be here in Thailand conversing with you. Funny how ones life turns out

It's not my fault, the gun that I had hidden in my pants got all excited and had a premature discharge

Or park your car on his head

When I was 14 I had a teacher not unlike this sack of dog turds. One day it was my turn to be hit on the back of my head with a great lump of a text book, I returned the favour to him and was kicked out of school Fast forward 4 years and I am working evenings driving a tow truck. I had a call to repo a car, I saw the name and took great delight in doing the job. Not sure how the Sack of Sh-t got to work after that

Let me guess, Chawalit thought he was entering a drive through car wash

First off change this idiots name to Bone Head, secondly crush his bike to stop him riding it. I personally think he should be chained to the bike prior to crushing

2 buffalo's are not a road block. More of a BBQ waiting to fire up

I think its more like smoking too many pipes

How can any serious person put Thailand, road and safety in the same sentence ??

A real man with shaky hands needs a cut throat straight razor

Reminds me of a cop a few years ago, shot the crap out of a guy who sang a song he had planned to sing. The best thing to learn here is Stay out of Karaoke Bars, they are health hazards

When Tony and company retake the family business, his growing wealth will slow quicker than weeds hit with Round up

I agree with the banana leaf, but its not from a tree. Banana's are listed as herbs Who would have thought

He has given up on his day job, it was way too difficult. Hence his new and very lucrative job of cracking down on fake goods

They prefer plastic bags rather than paper bags for numerous reasons, two being 1 Thai's like trees > Paper comes from trees 2 Paper bags are not very useful when placed over the head of someone you are trying to suffocate

This story makes a nice change from the usual Indian gold chain thefts

An old Canadian bag