Grumpy one

That was an amusing way to enjoy my morning coffee, well done girls and others in dresses

You could offer to man the phones, but I fear there would be an increase in jumpers after you spoke to them

More likely a skinny man in his case

More like suicide, to get free of him

But he velly pletty 😄

Well done sir

You really are an Epicure Birdy 3 in 1 = dog and cat piss with a few nasty floaters

Why? Do you fancy a round or 2 in bed with him

Grant him parole with the release date being 2 days prior to the end of his full 12 months in prison. That should keep most of the country happy

You should make up with this young woman. She sounds like the one who can bring home the bacon, along with a few medical conditions

Just spit your dummy out and go home PLEASE

You buy secondhand Tee shirts and then complain about Bogans, please go back into your box and stay there

Such a sad life for a little man child. You try to trash others for the way we live, and here you are buying secondhand rags to wear. So much for your high and mighty attitude, I wonder how you think your future will end, all alone eating dog food is my bet

There is no need to be racist. Hate every bastard equally

All the Ausralian pensioners are happy your taxes go to allowing us to reside here fulltime

We are all sitting on the edge of our chairs awaiting news of a twit with a clip board being run over by lady boy and a monkey on a bike

Come to Cha Am, I have a pair of rusty pliers and a hammer. I guarantee it will be painless, for me at least

Why be with someone if you can't trust them

This 💩 tale sounds like a load of crap

Just ugly men in dresses

I must be sick and twisted, I prefer women, even ugly ones Male appendages do nothing for me

You are such a delicate little flower.

What is your exercise plan, to run away from or to the arms of amorous monkeys and ladyboys

Don't rush back, the country is getting along without you