Grumpy one

" In a relatively dark accident site " that has a street light on a concrete pole in front of the house, where the car stopped. Is this woman a MOTH ?

Wait for flying cars to on the market

The teachers punishment should be the same as the kid got. Only increase thickness of tray to 25 mm, and strike on head

So in your eyes she did not lie to the police in her first statement

Good God no way, 25 years with the financial vampire I had was enough. She tried to suck every ounce of life and money out of me

This girl has a great future in front of her. Imagine what devious scams she will have mastered by age 20

In NSW back in the 80's and 90's, when you registered your trucks, for an extra fee you received a permit to legally carry an extra 1500 kilograms on the front axle. Without said permit you were endangering all other road users with your overweight truck. Funny old world we live in.

What do you mean " Looks Like "

My 2 mutts would let you take the house literally if you gave them some bbq chicken or pork

Best thing to do is chop off all down stairs equipment, no more fun for this one

To take said licence away, one must possess one to start with. Does this would be mobile mechanic have one.?

Spent 5 years in prison for previous murder. So murder is a minor crime

But what part of the body to aim for His dangly bits would be my aiming point

In my wife's eyes I am A God Poor woman needs her eyes checked

Wouldn't know one If I fell on one, except a bull one

And some people think I'm a kind and generous man

Looks like one fool in shining armour will be going home with a very used and abused rusty and dented suit of armour.

Pardon my ignorance but who the FlIck is Gavin D

I find it hard to believe that a Russian tourist would be drunk at 2 am whilst riding his bike. 🤐

With 2 wives, it was probably suicide by elephant

Or add a power cable to the garden tap

You missed this classic I

The bright spark of his family no doubt

Mental age of 12 if lucky

Let us hope it stops him from spawning any more idiots