Grumpy one

When I was 21 it was a very good year. My gf was 42 and hot and wealthy I enjoyed the good times, new car plenty of cash. Then the cow went back to her husband Never again will I go with an older woman One pensioner to a house is plenty

There is no known reason for this animal to reside on earth. Remove his penis with a blunt knife then feed it to him No need to waste a bullet, just feed him to the residents at a crocodile farm

The spirits were strong in this woman, especially the Gin Vodka and Rum

Reporters not checking facts ! Surely you jest sir ????

Suicide

Thai variety, made much smaller

You forgot NO decent hospitals

Personally I am more than happy with my wife. I don't need a spare handle bar to fondal like this <deleted>

Maybe change sides at half time

Before or after the wedding ?

I agree, I also dream I will win 5,000,000 dollars

This "drover" done good, thank god he cant do it again

A blunt knife is better

Why do I have a nagging feeling that on a good day these are 60 hp tractors

Was any steel reinforcement used when laying the road? Just asking as my old eyes are having trouble seeing any in the exposed concrete

Must have been one special pussy

Laying money out on the ground is hardly searching for someone's id. There is no need to do it As for doing the autopsy there on the road, lets use your own words WHY THE FOK NOT

As Dylan sang. The times they are a changing. In Thailand we go backwards at a fast rate

It was 8 am or 6 pm maybe ?

A note from the factory boss was put up saying be careful when cooking fish and chips, don't let the oil burn

Was the autopsy also performed on the road side ?

Will Nissan send out engineers to investigate the cause of the fire, or is that only for BYD ??

Get rid of the road and these stressed out property owners have a genuine water front property. Resale prices just went up

Well he will require some exercise to recoup his health

Stabbed in the mouth or back, same same