Grumpy one

He catches a snake and releases a worm

Not much better in the country either

Use as cheap toilet paper

Use pig skin seat covers on the rental bikes, problem solved ????

Not on Thaksin's bus. They all fell off years ago.

The tears came after she got the bill with no nipple discount ????

Remember this, Thai boys will be Thai girls, given the chance and a set of clothes

There goes the neighbourhood

Not much of a bright spark.

Oh ????, my diamonds melted in the fire ????

I hate to think where he keeps his cash and credit card ????

Send them to the coconut plantations to work

Yes, the Pope said a prayer for it and sent his blessings

Have you thought about changing your brand of deodorant ?

Maybe cut the rectum off at the neck ????

She is waiting for the tin foil hat to arrive, but the post is a bit slow this year

So a rebadged Rav 4 becomes a luxury car Just like the taxi's had a Limo badge on the back Time I started calling my 850 Volvo a Luxurious Limo

Russians seem to turn into counts (sorry for my spelling )

Inbreeding seems a popular form of entertainment for some families

I would like to point out that 8.30 AM is NOT the early hours of the morning.

I'm sure K Y wont let the workers down

You need to be in Aus to apply for pension, they get a bit fussy if you have been out of the country for a while. I had to stay there for 2 years when I applied. After its granted you can live anywhere you like. Have the money paid into your Aus bank account every 2 weeks or a Thai bank every 4 weeks

Next week it will be " Falling Russian Ministers "

I agree, one night he would be the victim of a hit and run. If he recovered try again

If found guilty, I doubt he will be missed by too many