Grumpy one

Maybe he has a worn out battery and restarting is difficult, or he just likes getting in peoples faces  

If you are not happy with the situation, marry the woman so she has no need to work.

Or is  your ego dented a little as she is happy to leave you early  

On 10/6/2020 at 3:12 PM, Buffy Frobisher said:

Nah, only a 9-iron effectively takes on cane toads ????

40 ton trucks take the air of them 

Someone has been taking way too much medication  

4 minutes ago, Grumpy John said:

I am waiting for the baht to be devalued.....along with every other ex-pat in the country.  Sometime soon I hope.⏱️

A soothsayer recently informed me the baht will be devalued the day pigs start flying 

I have enough skill in Thai to get in trouble 

Why is it easy to learn to swear but hard to learn other things in any language ????

So being a smart man I let my wife do the talking

1 hour ago, scoupeo said:

by what a hospital can do if not having the antivenom ?

 

Organise a Monk to pray for you 

Nearly all camera shops can do it, just be sure they use the white background and not the blue one

The photo's show the type of finish you would expect here.

Give a man a paint brush, he is a qualified house painter.

Just ask him. 

The same applies to most other trades

Simple just follow directions  ????  ????

Noddy and Gollywog did it for me  

14 hours ago, ThailandRyan said:

I can hear it now the youth of tomorrow will be speaking Tinglish with a brogue, and unbelievably it will sound like they are from Merica...lol 

 

I met an Irishman in Laos years ago who was an English teacher.

I don't know how the kids learnt, I had enough trouble trying to understand him, and my old granny came from Belfast 

On 10/2/2020 at 9:51 PM, Enoon said:

Seaplanes are divided into Floatplanes and Flying Boats.

 

Both may be classified as Amphibious.

 

Because the NAX-5 depends on a fuselage/hull for bouyancy it is an Amphibious Flying Boat.

 

This is an Amphibious Floatplane:

 

This is an Amphibious Flying Boat:

 

Floatplane:

 

Flying Boat:

 

All are Seaplanes.

 

 

Dead Duck  

If they can enlarge this with recycled plastic shopping bags, it will remove the need to collect Chinese tourists in buses.

Just load them in at Bangkok and head south towards their favourite vessel the         " Phoenix ".

One way or the other they will be swimming 

On 9/29/2020 at 3:56 PM, Rookiescot said:

Given most Thais have access to a firearm I personally would be tempted to empty a magazine into the thing.

12 gauge bird shot x 5 should subdue it. but be careful of small shot when eating later on

16 minutes ago, Tarteso said:

How to set a good example

Thai version of Keystone Cops being filmed is it, or a high speed pursuit