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I had a run in with a Thai guy in my building about 2 years back, it was over a trivial thing but he made a meal of it.

I was living on the 8th floor and him and his wife were on the 5th, she was also a total cow.

I knew that she went to work early in the morning and returned early evening, i also knew that he went to work around 1pm and returned late in the evening.

Once i knew they were both at work i went down to the 5th floor and flicked a condom under the gap in the door.

I suspect when his wife came home she would see it on the floor and think that her husband had dropped it.

Hopefuly this caused a stir when he arrived home.

Think you mean craic? Can a scotsman confirm this? I'm sure there are some of you out there:

Yes it's craic if you come from Ireland but it's crack if you come from England, not sure about Australia.

If you need to cross a busy road in Bangkok the simple trick is to keep moving at a constant pace, let the vehicles avoid you, no speeding up and slowing down, that only confuses the drivers.

Not to mention the official Australian bashing thread, Are Aussies Really So Bad?, An expert replies

Located here http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?s=...st&p=259535

Hidden away in the Jokes forum but still achieving 34,288 views and 808 replies.

Not sure if Terry57 has seen this one yet

Where can I find these great topics? I better check them out.........

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She had enough to get back to Thailand, if she had enough to open a business in England then she had enough to open one in Thailand.

Complaining she is not getting enough money from the state? If i was in the same situation in Thailand then i would get ZERO.

Can hardly speak English? What has she been doing all the time she has been in England? She has had plenty of time to learn.

Just another person looking for an easy ride and making bad decisions, regardless of race.

does ourmanflint get a booby prize for longest running aimless topic?

And the the 'Rain' thread Or 'If You Are Listening To Music Now' thread are not aimless?

That's good we definitely count our Welsh brethren as British! Even Scots are British... though they may deny it on occasion.

In fact you lot were British until 1986 and the Australia act

You can count us in any way you choose to, but you show me a welshman or scotsman who claims they are british, and for every one your provide, i will provide 100 that say different!

Make sure you remember to tell imigration that your NOT British as you show them your British passport then.

Why does Thaivisa.com allow people to openly criticise, mock, degrade and generaly slag off the Queen of England and the British royal family whilst not allowing this to be done in any way, shape or form to other monarchs?

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?s=...t&p=1015217

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?s=...st&p=988773

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?s=...t&p=1015683

It's Khun Thongdaeng.

I'm sure it is mate.

We had a nice meal and my wife squeezed my hand and said ' I love you'.

Chon I told you to stop reading Mills and Boon.

He seems to have gone quiet.

containing normal personal effects

So if i get caught can i say it was for personal use?

An old and wise friend said to me the other day that "Every Thai woman is a POTENTIAL prostitute - regardless of background".

An old and wise friend said to me the other day that "Every Farang guy is a POTENTIAL con artist - regardless of background".

An old and wise friend said to me the other day that "Every Thai woman is a POTENTIAL prostitute - regardless of background".

Wise? He sounds like a idiot.

Well, we all have our opinions - but I think not.

Wise? He sounds like an A55HOLE.

Althoughs something about that ridicolous accent is definitely violence provolking. see you at the hospital "maTE"!

Great spelling and grammar, Mr Redneck.

Yee-hah!

Oh but what a nice accent the cool gay cory has, ooo errr.

CB YOU REALLY GET ME DOWN, STICK TO WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT, BITTER ONE LINERS.

Posted it already so what the hel_l, aint got a prob with rippin in to a guy, but I'm assuming your female so soz for that (kinda)

Don't wory about it, i find it quite amusing coming from a close to forty year old guy with minimal education, looking to be an educator in Pattaya because they have fallen for some young bint.

All power to you, just don't bang your head too hard

Like I say stick to what your best at, bitter and innacurate as usual.

What was innacurate about my post?

CB YOU REALLY GET ME DOWN, STICK TO WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT, BITTER ONE LINERS.

Posted it already so what the hel_l, aint got a prob with rippin in to a guy, but I'm assuming your female so soz for that (kinda)

Don't wory about it, i find it quite amusing coming from a close to forty year old guy with minimal education, looking to be an educator in Pattaya because they have fallen for some young bint.

All power to you, just don't bang your head too hard

anyone any idea how much a lady working in a hairdressing salon in Phuket might earn in one week please?

Without knowing the specifics of the girls working conditions but having had a number of "friends" in similar roles over the years my best estimate would be between 6,000 and 12,000 THB per month.

I have never heard of girls making between B24,000 and B48,000 per month just cutting hair in Phuket.

Edit My mistake you stated monthly where the OP asked weekly. I apologise triplegee.

Coming down off the nova somewhere near the boiled egg that is the Royal Albert Hall, we watch Paul’s sun crossed with John’s star and hold ice cream hands. Someone slipped on a cassette as the one you wanted left with someone else but somehow it was cool because as the music filled the shadows, you heard a sound that was a million miles away from fakery and a step away from your heart.

Just like it always did, this sound puts the swagger back into your step, the rush into your blood but somehow, and I don’t know how, they had become deeper, wider, soulful, better at their craft, inspired by so many things like a wold that is tilting who knows where and the applause they always knew was theirs but waited so impatiently to receive. Words cut you from all angles, backed up by a monumental sound that rises high, high, and high to crash against your rocks and then changes, majestically and magically to sooth the wounds inside.

As you are dragged inside this trip abandon, you hear a council estate singing it’s heart out, you hear the clink of loose change that is never enough to buy what you need, boredom and poverty, hours spend with a burnt out guitar, dirty pubs and cracked pavements, violence and love, all rolled into one and now this.

At the end flip over and start again because now you are not so isolated. They have gone to work so that you can go home. High above the day turns pink and you feel your feet lift above the ground as new roads open up in front of you. In this town the jury is always rigged but the people know. The always know the truth. Believe. Belief. Beyond. Their morning glory.

P.H. Summer 95

If you have never grown up in the working class of the UK you can never understand it.

I'm about as fat and homely as you can get and don't put a lot of effort into love-making, but I find about 80-90 of the BGs that I take to be from good to fantastic lovers.

I've had a regular for several years now that is around 21 years old and better in bed than anyone I've ever met - including "real" girlfriends back home - besides that, she is as pretty as a fashion model with large breasts and the face of an angel.

My Thai is OK and I pay the going rate, but I think my secret is that they make me happy, so I am happy around them. I don't judge them and I don't fall in love with them, I just enjoy them for what they are: Sex workers.

Pataya sexpat by any chance are we?

The dumb, naive farang does not stand a chance going into business with a Thai.

You will get fcuked for sure...

We all don't, but then we are not all dumb and naive.

From your post i guess it's safe to presume that you are one of the dumb naive ones who has already been fcuked.

meemiathai it's become very obvious that you have a problem with white people.

From reading his posts i would tend to agree.

I'll have a beer with you in Bangkok Captain, same goes for you Rambo.

As for most of the rest of the people who have posted here, well you can sit together and talk about being gay all you like, as it's only you guys who have mentioned it.

Cheers.

PS. John_Betong keep posting in the jokes section mate, i enjoy reading them, cheers.