Ermm, I think you've written this for the wrong audience here in TV....did you mean to email this to Cosmopolitan or Men's Health magazine editors?
If you did write it for the mostly grumpy old men audience on here, better sign us all up for makeup classes and explain to us how "to leave a cute kitty without cursing" Btw, not too many of us here would rely on Friday & Saturday evenings for fasting either, we're normally all hitting the booze by then!
Otherwise, I think we could all manage the remainder of your guidelines for attracting additional attention. In fact many here in TV are experts at it!