KhunMorris

More questions than answers at this stage: What documents are going to be required? COE, Insurance? Who pays for the test on arrival? Are transit flights allowed? What about babies and children who cannot get vaccinated? Do they need to quarantine? - This is a big one What happens if someone tests positive? If they want families and traditional travel agent type tourists back then they'll need to remove all the impediments that currently exist, not just quarantine. Sincerely MORRIS. Bronze Medal, 1984 LA Olympics

Get Soi Cowboy open now... Sincerely MORRIS

Obviously not seen the photos of Bangla Road in Phuket where the place is heaving with hookers, MMA and Crypto types. Sincerely MORRIS

Newsflash: She's with you for the money. Sincerely MORRIS Ex Bar Owner

That someone was raped?? Odd. Sincerely MORRIS Ex Bar Owner, Speaks Thai and Laos

A negative Covid test 72 hours before departure for double vaccinated tourists, similar to Dubai and other tourist hotspots. Simple. The other problem however is that Thailand is a Red List country for much of EU and UK. Aussies / NZ can't travel and China is a no go. A return to mass tourism in Thailand WON'T happen for years, please stop talking about it. It's all utter sh*t. Sincerely MORRIS Ex Bar Owner

Please stop giving these comments oxygen. They have been coming relentlessly for the last 18 months and not ONE of them have come to fruition. It's all utter nonsense. All of it . Please just stop. Sincerely MORRIS Ex Olympic Judo Medallist, Double Jabbed.

Sex tourist then? Great. Sure the Thai girls can't wait to see you. Sincerely MORRIS Double Vaccinated

As someone who raced British Touring Cars in the early 2000s I have been around the 'Petrolhead' scene for a large part of my life. Having examined 'Ferrari Joe's' extensive car collection I have concluded that he has no clue about what constitutes a decent motor. In fact on reflection is collection is rather aging and included nothing of any merit. In 1995, I took delivery of the much coveted McLaren F1, a 240MPH beast. I subsequently crashed it into a donut van at Goodwood. Not my proudest moment. The car was economically unrepairable. I live to tell the tale. These cars now sell for upwards of £12 million, no regrets though, my ex wife would have collected. Anyone to summarise, Ferrari Joe seems like an absolute cretin. Sincerely MORRIS Ex Bar Owner

Does anyone know if Soi Cowboy will open on October 1st? I'm going to BANGKOK to get some farm machinery repaired and will have 48 hours to kill. Sincerely MORRIS Double vaccinated, Pfizer

What a load of utter <deleted>. They're on the way to 50,000 cases a day. Sincerely MORRIS Former MP, Ex DJ