KhunMorris

So is Scotland and everything is opening up there. No-one except 80+, morbidly obese and the unvaccinated are dying.

Get the Ruskie woman up Soi 6 NOW Sincerely MORRIS

Covid is OVER yet Thai sex-pats talk about it non-stop. Give it a rest. Sincerely MORRIS Ex Bar Owner

Cry me a river. They are ALL complicit. Sincerely MORRIS Fluent Thai Speaker

This news made my day. Two odious regimes that only care about $$$. Let's hope some of the hotter Russian girls find 'work' down Bangla Road. 555 Sincerely MORRIS Ex Bar Owner, 3 Ex Wives

It's all fun and games in Thailand until the money runs out and your Issan wife leaves you. These Russians will learn the hard way and frankly I've no sympathy. They had years to condemn Putin and his cronies. The Ukrainians on the other hand are more than welcome. We should setup a fund to help them. Sincerely MORRIS Renowned Patek Phillips Collection, Ex DJ

I've heard some exquisite Thai spoken around the Chonburi area. Only last night did I hear a gentleman enquire if a young lady would 'Boom boom toot mai'. Just colourful and poetic vernacular. Lovely. Kudos to the expat community for making such an effort. Sincerely MORRIS Ex Bar Owner

Never going to happen. The Nana group could buy the land 10 times over. It's a cash cow and worth far more than some 5th rate shopping complex or condo. Sincerely MORRIS Pfizer Booster 10/11/2021 Dislikes Cricket

Nope. Because a) the airport can't deal with 10,000s of ATK tests a day and b) if you're not testing at the airport or hotel then you could literally do a runner. Sincerely MORRIS Wealthy Ex Pat

Children getting take from parents and put into field hospitals. So much so UNICEF had to speak out. Nope families won't come here. Only elderly sex tourists looking for cheap thrills. More chance of Worgeordie getting a round in.... Time to revise your estimates Somchai. Sincerely MORRIS Olympic Bronze medal, LA 1984

My daughter got a pass without preparing. Simply had a booking.com confirmation pdf and also an annual travel insurance policy. Hasn't spent a single shekel yet and can cancel anytime. Bear that in mind. Sincerely MORRIS Ex Bar Owner

My daughter from my 3rd wife applied this afternoon and got the pass an hour ago. The email went to her Junk inbox apparently. No surprise that most of TV can't work a bloody laptop though, I've seen their Thai language proficiency. Sincerely MORRIS Gun owner

The timing relates to the end of the school day I believe and was brought in to stop the local dek purchasing cheap Thai Whisky.

There is not a sadder sight than some aging sex tourist, sitting alone in a tawdry Pattaya restaurant sipping warm Leo from a cracked coffee mug. Take a look at yourself.

Agreed... some utter pondlife in there. Can tell by the bottles of San Miguel Lite. Sad. Sincerely MORRIS Speaks Laotian

Surprised at this given who owns the joint. Last time I was in, it was stinking of cigarette smoke. Not a good situation for me. I prefer a Cuban stogie. The girls weren't on par with my previous conquests either, particularly my second wife who was a Nanapong winning dancer back in the day. Such is life. Sincerely MORRIS Ex Bar Owner, Booster shot 12/10/21

Really enjoying the weekly column. I used to read another regular Sunday blog but that's fallen by the wayside. The balance today was great, I enjoyed reading about your experiences in Antipodea. Chapeau Sincerely MORRIS Olympic Bronze Medallist, LA 1984 Ex Bar Owner.

What? Are you having an afternoon tipple old chap? Slow down. Sincerely MORRIS Classically trained musician

This is good news and will sort the wheat from the chaff. My 4th wife will be flying over with my grandkids over Christmas and will be residing in a suite at the Ananara Riverside. From what I gather they'll have a 'swab room' onsite. No issues. Only the broke sex-hunters have an issue with this process. Sincerely MORRIS Ex Bar Owner, former DJ.

This is good news. Far too many broke sex-pats coming here and living Leo to Leo with no provision or thought for their future. The furthest most can think ahead is their next short-time up Soi Pothole. Time for some quality retirees. Sincerely MORRIS Ex Bar Owner, Speaks Thai and Laos

Did he enjoy the company of a local money girl? Would be interested to know. Sincerely MORRIS Ex DJ and Saxophonist

They can't travel buddy. Sincerely MORRIS

The Aussies are a feral bunch. Especially the woman. Please for God's sake don't allow them into Thailand. Stick to Bali. Sincerely MORRIS Married 5 times, number 6, January 2022

Under 6. No quarantine apparently. Same as Phuket Domestic sandbox. My 4th wife will come with our grandchildren on Christmas day all going well. Sincerely MORRIS

Thailand is a hot country. Open the bars and restaurants outside. Less risk. The Soi 6 sex tourists will just need to suck it up. Sincerely MORRIS