RafPinto

At 5 o'clock in the morning.

1 minute ago, Sparktrader said:

Where is the face?

Too ugly.

Focus on the socks and Birkenstock.

Are they really Saudis?

Look at their clothes and the hair of the one with the luggage.
The other ones no luggage?
How can a "hand-luggage " go missing.
Showing the V?

Made up story.

1 hour ago, Sparktrader said:

I get 8 out of 10

Hmmm, European, I guess. 1 specific country.

21 hours ago, BritManToo said:

I always book a room for two and tell reception my wife is out shopping and will be with me later that evening. If they want her name ......... 'Nok'.

Nok at my door.

1 hour ago, petermik said:

I have to feign a headache to calm my 40+ Thai lady down......

Migrane?

1 minute ago, moogradod said:

Thank you ! Good instructions. Unfortunately you cannot download all without registering. Nothing is free nowadays - and if you have to pay with your private data. Which I wont.

https://coffeemaker.top/how-to-refill-nespresso-pods

2 hours ago, petermik said:

Funny she said the same thing to me after you had left..........

She was surprised to see your "3cm giant after the smaller 2,5 cm giant just left".????

I don't need this service.
I am already struggling now.

It's already a pain now, that I always have to glue together 3 condoms to fit my 3rd leg.

1 hour ago, moogradod said:

Thank you. Yes, Nespresso is expensive but convenient and they have a really large selection. Unfortunately not always what you need regardless of varieties. Happend with Twinings as well (they dumped the "Prince of Wales Tea" variety - in my opinion the best they ever had and it happened with Lotus', they dropped their phantastic Tesco Lotus Original tea).

 

Since I drink only one cup of coffee for breakfast (maybe two) 2'200.- THB last for me for about 2-3 months. One thing I have to say: Nespresso is lightening fast with their delivery - I have my new capsules in Pattaya in 2 days and ordering is easy, too. They have a good website contrary to many Thai sites I have seen.

 

Your GF must be a genius, you need to fill up the exact amount and how she exchanges the alufoil is a mystery to me. The machine punches holes into the foil and not only the amount of coffee but the correct pressure are vital for a good coffee.

https://www.instructables.com/Refill-Used-Nespresso-Capsules-The-Right-Way/

3 hours ago, actonion said:

Illegal or not   the bank i use suggested the same thing,  give your wife / partner your  pin number  to withdraw the funds   before the bank get notified  of the death  by authorities usually  6 weeks i was told

Hope not too many thai wifes are reading here.
Each morning, she will look at you and ask "honey, are you still alive?"

The engine is already running in she ready to drive to the bank, just in case you don't answer quick enough.

Why would you do this?
If you still can get the Affidavit, why to put 800k in a local bank?

13 hours ago, blackcab said:

 

No, a 40 million investment to obtain permission to buy up to 1 rai. You have to additionally pay market rates for the land.

 

1 rai in Bangkok in upper Sukhumvit will cost another 20-30 million. 1 rai on the centre of Bangkok up to 800 million.

Why I never meet a woman who's parents own such land?

I come always across the ones who maybe will inherit 2 rais of riceland somewhere in the middle of nowhere.

Soon, the "cyber cops" will close down "onlyfan" webpages.

What's a DEGITAL Nomad?

We are all digital nomads.
Being a member of ASEAN Now is hard work.

Envelope printing company working flat out 24/7

3 hours ago, Andycoops said:

Banks are definitely closed yesterday and today and again on the 28th.

Branches in malls may well be open.

The 15th and 29th are also holidays and are listed on the bank of Thailand's website but sometimes branches do open on these added extra days.

Not true.

My friend is a bank manager at Krungrsi in Pattaya and they are open today.

Brilliant news.

I'm thinking of buying some farmland.
I have a good idea how to grow rice organically.
I did a 2 weeks google course and hold an online certificate.

I would need at least 20rai.
I don't mind to set aside 20x40 Million Baht.

Where do I sign?

Oh Bitkub. What are you doing now.

Dirty b....

On 7/9/2022 at 9:42 AM, BangkokReady said:

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35 minutes ago, brianthainess said:

Don't suppose the cops took any fingerprints. 

Of themselves.

I would go with her on a safari.

Bob is back.