Goat

Just to be clear this years winner of POTY was the GOAT. Now I am off to feed my worms.

No, I said that George said on another thread that previously banned members would be welcome back as the mods previously had taken their power too seriously and banned many interesting posters like Yinn, Colinniel and your previous incarnation. So if Yinn, Colin or your split personality wants to return then they can.

So Yinn wasnt an Aussie male? But instead an old English drag queen living in Ubon. Interesting theory.

Their bums might be in it, but their hearts and minds are not. If you were imprisoned and raped in jail would you claim you were gay. Tough gig being a Pattaya bar "boy". especially if not a homosexual. Passed around and buggerised by desperate old foreigners night after night.

Boy? How old? Ever tried a man? Most of the males working in Pattaya sex tourist bars are not actually homosexual. So 40,000 baht sounds quite cheap to let some old foreigner perform buggery on him in my opinion. It is not going to tickle.

Careful mate. You will trigger Trans Sam. He never got over it.

GOAT. Thanks everyone for the thousands of votes recieved.

Pattaya attracts the dregs of Thai society and the dregs from europe, and the west. But you can not deny it is a fun place. If I was there i would have jumped in and helped out the Thais. Just for fun.

Piss tests are very common, usually road side stops in factory areas etc. And legal. Same as a roadside breath test. They dont target old farangs so you dont need to worry.

It depends whether you aim for the pink or the brown.

Yeah mate. Took it over a few years back, rebranded it and it goes from strength to strength. Amazing what this tech guru can do. Lived in Pattaya for 18 years but still can not pronounce it. Goes to Koh Chang every month, raves about it and actually manages to pronounce that even worse.

I got in a fight with a HA at Sydney casino. He could fight but was no match for the Goat. I didnt know until after the fight was over, but when i realised I gave him another couple just to make sure he didnt get up. Then his mates wanted to have a go but the casino bouncers had dragged me away before they had a chance. Which was lucky for them. I have always thought that the dressing up in matching leather was a bit gay to be honest.

Or fists.

If they are desperate and lonely and have to pay for sex then yes. If they just pick up like most people do in clubs then no.

So why are you here?

I misread the title. I was going to invite you over for breakfast.

Another thing they are renowned for is deflection. Which is another reason everyone hates them. An Englishmen calls them out for their own miserable behaiviour and they bring the wonderful Aussies into it.

Good afternoon. Very interesting take from famous Pattaya Vlogger, tech guru, love matchmaker, historian and businessman Dan Cheeseman. i dont always agree with Dan but on this I do. Why do I care? Because the Thais dont like it and unfortunately most of Thai people do not know if a farang is Australian, British or whatever. So the whinging Brits annoy the lovely local people and it affects all of us. Plus if you have to listen to it it can really put a dampner on a good time or make a difficult situation even worse. Thais are not known for their complaining or sweating the small stuff. Mentally strong. Ironically I often hear these Brits complaining that their own country has been taken over by immigrants who will not assimilate or learn the language. But they act like this in Thailand. So i request that the Brits either pull their heads in and learn some manners. Or just return home and let us all live in peace and harmony.

Thats what the troops used to say back in the early 70s about TQ.

He has to sell it first. You want to go halves? What do you reckon we should offer?

it doesnt say what percentage of the younger population getting it are gay males. 25 years ago normal girls in Thailand were horrified by the idea of anal. But during the last 5 years i have noticed a big uptick in the percentage of girls wanting it up the choc or at least willing to give it a crack. Anal is the riskiest activity when concerning HIV infection.

Some people grow out of it. Some dont.

He is a digital media guru. Just ask him.

every couple of weeks we get a GOFundMe Brit without insurance and it being sensationally being reported in the krap British Press slagging off Thais or Thailand. I say ban them.

Dont worry mate. You still dont get it. It is OK.