Goat

I would consider a finger in the date if i could wear a glove.

i knew you would know. thanks. Farangs with work permits must be paid a minimum salary of about 50,000 baht per month. Maybe Brian pays the farang mangers a small base salary and they have to get so many drinks to make up their wage? Same they do for the hookers.

Deal. And i will throw in a squirrell grip.

That is different. That is called a "bar fine". Anything else you want to know, feel free to ask me mate.

No, it is included in the price of the drink.

Squirells like to grab nuts. i will leave you to figure out what a date is. Hint... it is a dried fruit. Probably the most enthusiastic place that shall remain nameless, but did have a picture of a windmill inside, involved the 'lady' placing a contraceptive device over feet and then inserting the whole foot. I am not sure if any of the managers would be up for that.

What country is "back home"? I thought this was an In Thailand new concept? But it has been imported?

You seem to know more on these subjects than most. Was it the NW group that come up with this concept? Or was it happening before?

It varies with the lady. Sometimes a breast grope or a gash flash, sometimes its the old squirrel grip or even the finger in the date. An associate last week was going the full passionate tounge down the throat. Seems to be no standard. Or standards.

Do you let them fondle you Bob?

Thai is my first language that i use the most living in Thailand. It is the local lingo everyone uses here. I couldnt think of anything worse than not being able to speak, read and write Thai. Especially living in some far flung village with nobody to talk to, watching the water in a lake hour after hour, day after day, year after year sitting under a pink umbrella. It would be like living as an illiterate, deaf mute. I simply wouldnt have a clue what was going on around me, be unable to read signs etc. It would make me extremely grumpy and might even bring on an early menopause. Would probably end up settling down with a bar girl to translate for me just to get through the day. How is your Thai reading coming along after all these years mate?

Most of us know about the "lady drinks" in bars with "ladies of the night". But now we have "man/ manager drinks" which also cost a lot more than the standard overpriced drinks in most of these establishments. It involves buying the manager overpriced drinks which he, like with lady drinks gets a payment from. This concept doesnt really sit well with the Goat. 1. I had always assumed that the extra charge for the lady drink was to compensate them to either give you a bit of a squirrel grip, or for you give them a bit of a fondle. I doubt the managers provide either of these services. 2. Why would anyone who wants to go to these places want to speak to some strange bloke anyway. 3. in the past if they have approached me I usually tease them about "pimping" and their low wages. They are mostly "newbies' who know stuff all about Thailand and can hardly speak a word of Thai. So I joke about them in Thai with the girls about them and enjoy watching them get all intimidated. 4 In my country if you buy a bloke a drink then he is expected to shout the next round. These blokes dont. 5 It feels a bit gay IMO to be honest. Do you buy man drinks? What are your thoughts on the concept? Despite being opposed to the whole concept I am considering next time arriving at opening time and just buy tequila shot after shot until he either spews up or passes out rendering the bar managerless. What next? Bar fines for managers?

And lacking manners. They musnt teach that over there?

Lying out in the sun working on my tan Bob. All the best of luck mate. You are going to need it.

Good luck Bob. It was a mistake for you coming to live here in the firstplace. Thailand is much too hot for snowflakes.

Ah, the resident Brit apologist is out defending them today as usual. It wasnt Big Nok who bashed the Brit, it was the friendly locals whose girlfriend got sleazed on who bashed him. Big Nok just made a couple of comments as regards to why this happens so frequently to British people. In my opinion it has a lot to do with their attitude that they are entitled and never wrong. As you are displaying now.

Frail egos and an overwhelming sense of entitlement?

Says it all. The Thais are incredibly tolerant of idiots. But this Brit was just too much. And sleazy to their girlfriends. Will he learn from this? Nah They never learn. They dont have it in them. Too entitled.

A bit touchy are we? On a thread by a Brit complaining offensively about another nationality. But you didnt comment about that, because in your Brit eyes that is fine. Those in glass houses. I dont have a problem with people enjoying themselves. Menopausal moaners are annoying though. And I wasnt offensive /aggressive in my post, unlike the OP. You do realise there is no law in Thailand that says you have to pretend to like people. Get over yourself.

Typical

I think I would have preferred to go out with Bob than this bloke. I was happy when the bars all closed and the night was over. How about you Dick? Do you pash em?

They just like complaining. They dont know how to have a positive conversation, it isnt their way. If their were no foreigners to complain about they would be complaining about something else.

I would rather have a coffee with 15 happy Chinese enjoying themselves than with two moaning complaining Brits whinging, that is for sure.

A business associate called me last week. Said he had a mate coming to Thailand for the first time and asked me to take him out and show him around. So i met the bloke and quickly realised that he didnt have the looks or game/personality/hygiene/style to pick up real girls. So i thought we may as well head straight for the gogos. After a couple of gogos he told me they were too noisy for him and he would prefer to just go to the beer bars he saw, which bore me, but I thought up to him. So I know if you buy these girls drinks they will usually give you a bit of a squirrel grip and allow you to fondle and grope them. Problem with this bloke is he started trying, and sometimes successfully, to start kissing them toungue down the throat style, much to the amusement and disgust of everyone else in the bars, mongers and hookers included. It wasnt just for a few seconds, he would go on and on for as long as he could like a teenager. I think a few of the girls who didnt reject him thought it would lead to a bar fine, but it never did. I mentioned a few things to try and put him off, like she had just done a blow bang with a van full of Indians etc, but there was no stopping this bloke. He was a bit tight with buying drinks and tipping which made it worse. I know these girls do a lot worse, but that is in the rooms. Is it just me, or is this a bit off? I told his mate about him, who thought it was very funny.

What is strange is your obsession with Aussies/ Brits. This is about Thai kids trafficked into sex work. Which you wont comment on. Very strange. It isnt an Ashes thread.