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Goat

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  1. Just had a look at the 'Thailand Business Directory" Ah, it has only five businesses in the whole of Thailand, one of which is ASEANNOW itself, a soi 6 bar and this very big claim. Apparently Holiday Inn in Pattaya is the best Beachfront Hotel in all of Thailand. Despite not actually even being beachfront, and if you do want to walk to the beach from the hotel you will first have to fight your way though 4 lanes of busy traffic, then a wide footpath nicknamed The Coconut Bar with hookers, gold snatching ladyboys, beggars and drug dealers to reach the fake river sand that was planted there a few years back to reach the sewerage filled seawater with a visabilty of about 30 cms and boats and out of control jetskis. That is a big call. Even bigger than he has more than ten females a day writing to him wanting guys like me and Bob.
  2. Maybe. I am a keen buyer so I thought I would check out his Property for sale site also to see if that was more popular than the Dans Dating. I remenber Dan on one of his videos claiming he had the most reach in Thailand for selling property and he could sell faster than anybody. https://fb.watch/nh48vjDSgu/?mibextid=2Rb1fB National website covering Pattaya, BKK, CM and the islands. Incredibly it only has 19 listings for sale. For the whole country. I think we can improve that one also Bob. Are you in?
  3. Nah baht. I reckon I could turn it around to be profitable again.
  4. Thai banks wont loan to people who earn under 15,000 per month. So the Bangkok girls genrally earn over that and end up getting bank loans. issan girls less so BUT can end up with issues also from the local mafia loan sharks. The best way to really test a Thai female is to ask them for a small loan.
  5. Sorry Bob, they are exactly the type of girls I dont want. I will leave paying girls, and overly used girls all for you mate. They are all yours. And the thousands of a blokes that have been through them.
  6. Any idea how much he is asking? If it is around the 500,000 mark I would be interested in taking a 50% share for 250,000. I reckon I could turn it back around. Rename it back to Thaivisa. The ASEAN thing was a bit of a brainfart. The Singapore thread, despite Singapore being a big expat center, is actually less busy than this dating site with no women. They get about one post every four months. I reckon I could definately improve the Dating Site. More girls available at my local supermarket than the 8 on the site. Better looking too. I could do a Goat Around Thailand. And actually speak to Thai people, not just focus on my ordinary overly botoxed head which I find a bit off putting to be honest. Too much "me' and 'I' on Dans version. Not enough actually listening to what the Thais have to say. And improve the news feeds. A lot goes on in Thailand, but there is no English language reporting for the many expats who cant read the local lingo. Thailand won the ASian Volleyball championship a couple of weeks ago. Smashed Australia and beat China in the final. Some very cute girls in the team, but not a mention of it here. If anyone is keen to take on the other 50% then send me a PM.
  7. Oh Bob, I thought you leaving Thailand? Anyway you have told us all about your less than attractive wife. Perhaps you should check out whats on offer at Dans Dating. He has at least ten girls contacting him per day searching for blokes just like you.
  8. You know what I mean. Take a thai "girl' home, she acts shy, turns off the lights, you lay back and get a mind boggling blowie, go to retuen the favor and instead of a shellfish you get a hot dog. We have all been there.
  9. 50, hung like a horse, financially independant, fit as, exercise daily, not fat, not balding. Can easily get away with putting 45 on my description with no questions asked. Currently free of any VD
  10. I can read and write thai and am fluent in conversational level Thai. I actually avoid most who can speak English too well as i dont like Thai women that have been previously soiled by other farangs. Ideally i actually prefer zero English skills. Fresher and not tainted.
  11. I dont want bargirls who mostly have kids. Most Thai single women i have been with around 30 that I have tested are professionals and havent had kids. There is thousands of them. Although i concede there are none on Dans Dating Site.
  12. No, just asking you which of the fishing spots Dan has published on his dating site do you think would be the best.
  13. if they have ripper set of Ds or DDs i could go to 54kgs
  14. Not quite Charlie. The 38 year old is a single mother which I dont want, and nothing against fellas who do want to take that on, but I dont think i am a good influence. And she does live in Pattaya which is another red flag. And she weighs 70 kgs which is a touch over my preference. She also says she is "looking for a sponsor". The other 31 year old unfortunately lives in the USA. I meant i was happy to travel in Thailand, heading to the USA for a date is a bit extreme. Plus it looks like she will not quite make the weight with a Kim Kardasian type figure that isnt really for me either despite claiming 47kg. Plus side she says she is prepared to be a sponsor. I wonder how much per month she would be prepared to give me? Hmmm. If i widen out the search a bit, there are three more that are a little old and with no photos so that rules them out. A western 59 year old lady, which isnt what I am looking for either. That leaves Kat who is a touch over the age and weight but i suppose beggars can not be choosers. Oh no, she also has kids and is divorced so that makes it a definate no. Which leaves 45 year old Waniyaa from Nontaburi. The divorced one weighing in at 60 kgs. Nah. That leaves a big fat zero girls with my preference on Dans Dating site for me. i cant use Thaifriendly or the others anymore. I overdid them and ghosted so many I dont want the blowback. That is very dissapointing. I was expecting a lot more from Dan. It says on his blog that he gets over 10 girls a day asking him for foreign boyfriends. He must have been exagerrating again. Not a single one from Kao Yai either.
  15. Good afternoon readers. As you all know the Goats hobby is scoring hot Thai chicks that are not Ladies of the Night. It is somewhat of an addiction. But part of me thinks maybe I should just settle down with one woman in a long term relationship for a year or two. I know a lot of you blokes are blissfully happy with your long term partners. There are some real gems out there. So I am thinking you could help me by looking at the profiles, and recommending which ones I should attempt to have a crack with. I am older now so my strike rate has dropped off. If I put it on ten i will usually get one. I wont be too fussy. My requirements 1] Under 50 kgs 2] No kids 3] no tattoos 4] Gainfully employed 5]Under 38 years old 6] Born a female This dating service has been set up by popular Thai blogger Dan. I have used all the others before so it is time to give this one a go. I am happy to travel to meet the right girl anywhere in Thailand as i also like to travel. https://dating.danaboutthailand.com/ Which ten should i go for? Please no disrespectful comments about the ladies on offer. If you havent got anything nice to say about the ladies please dont say anything. Feel free to say anything about me, I can take critisism, and if you think I wouldnt stand a chance with some of them feel free to tell me why. Feedback welcome. Cheers.
  16. If it really makes you feel better i will say it. British food is the most delicious cuisine in the world. Those Brits really know how to cook. The frozen chip sandwich with supermarket white bread is my all time favorite food. Nutritious as well. Happy now Petal?
  17. Probably a result of the Brexit. I see the economy is tanking similar to Russia's. England the only country in history where the people actually voted to have sanctions placed on themselves.
  18. We said we dont like english food, and most people in the world agree with us. But in your mind you think we are anti British for saying it. On this thread you said you dont like Thai food. Are you Thai bashing? or just telling the truth. The reality is people from other countries think it is terrible, but Brits get overly defensive about it as proven by this link I have kindly provided for you. https://vocal.media/feast/how-beige-and-bland-is-british-cuisine Evryone saying it is terrible, but the Brit arguing. And arguing and dummy spitting are obvious characteristics of Gordon. Typical.
  19. Harden up. It will help you get over all your dissapointment????
  20. Now the Brits are telling Aussies about steaks? Stick to your macaroni and cheese.
  21. Most Thais are not trained chefs either. But their food tastes better than the angry clown.
  22. I usually have better things to do, unlike yourself with your24/7 365 days per year sad obsession. I am just waiting for the rain to stop.
  23. I think the difference is Australians can admit our food isnt the best, world famous or desirable to people from other countries. We can accept the reality. But their is a high % of Brits like yourself and Dick that just cant accept the reality that British food is world renowned for being terrible. You get your knickers in a knot and jump to the report button. In dreamworld if you think any of these 14 restaurants will still be open in 3 years. Talk about frail egos. Gawd. Cooking is a womens job anyway. Gordon does speak with a lispe. I thought he was gay for many years before finding out he has children.
  24. Luckily for Gordon he had lost so much face already, the Thais didnt want to add to it.
  25. He is just trolling with his Brit apologist for everything oversensitivity. He is quite happy to throw the boot in to the Thais, including for their food. Now he expects us to pretend British food is tasty. If it was any good the world would have british restaurants everywhere. It doesnt. And whiney Gordon will fail here. 100% What a complete tool.
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