London Crocodile

You forgot Pattaya - 74.6

You are joking are you not? Pattaya is hardly 'the place to live'.

More likely it should get a +2 as you would have to pay me to live there.

Though i think you just mis-understood the way it works and that was what you were getting at?

Newest statistics i could get hold of http://www.statistics.gov.uk/census2001/po..._met_county.asp

For 2001. Manchester had a population of 2,482,352. So take away the 886,000 Man City fans (cos they actually live in Manchester ) That leaves a population of 1,596,352. Now, even if they ALL support United, that means 2,612,648 supporteres don't live in Manchester

As i said, MUPPETS.

I'm sure GuestHouse has or has had a colleague in the same situation.

Manchester United supporters are:

81% more likely to be aged between 14 and 17.

37% more likely to be underweight.

18% more likely to earn less than £5,000 per annum.

17% more likely to believe they get a raw deal out of life.

1046% more likely to come from over 100 miles away from the home ground.

MUPPETS

Blatant racism

100 percent correct, the comment was racist beyond belief, and coming from someone who claims to be helping the people here, i find it very hard to stomach.

One has to raise the question, are there other motives involved?

A SUGGESTION,

RATHER THAN USING YOB, ETC. IN REPLYING, SINCE MANY OF THAT GROUP ARE VERY OFFENDED BY ITS USE, EXPECIALLY IF YOUR REPLYING AND NOT BRITISH.

PERHAPS KEE NOK WOULD BE MORE APPROPRIATE. IF SOME OF THEM DO NOT UNDERSTAND, THEN LET THEM FIGURE IT OUT.java script:emoticon('',%20'smid_19')

The way you try to use Thai language in some of your posts i have read, leads me to the assumption that you don't know much about it.

You seem to have enough trouble with English for that matter, in a previous thread you were talking about how you had 'just celebrated my 62th birthday'.

Actually LC I'm very fluent in spoken Thai and have learned to read and write Thai script. I doubt if you can either poot or paasa Thai, unless its torai krap. I have not used any Thai in any of my previous posts. If you wish to prove me wrong then simply quote and reply with my posts that have used Thai. Your reply is a complete non sequitur, but typical of you.

What is your point?? That I'm not an expert typist, I agree.

I find it curious that you claim to be australian,yet use London in your name.

I would not have bothered to reply to your drivel, but have just returned from having to translate for the local RTP office, who sometimes call me to aid when dealing with English speaking tourists that run amuck and get into trouble.

Pai glai glai dung fowl (he he)

คุณหลอกคนทุกคนได้ในบางเวลา และหลอกบางคนได้ตลอดเวลา แต่ คุณไม่สามารถหลอกทุกคนได้ตลอดเวลา

When you say that you doubt i can 'poot or paasa Thai' did you not mean พูดอ่านรึเขียนภาษาไทย ???? what you said was พูดรึภาษาไทย which does not make any sence at all (speak or thai language)

When have i claimed to be Australian? please point me in the direction of that post as i don't seem to recal it,

โชคดี

PS. If you are going to try and write Thai please use script as you say can, i can not understand your romanised bastardisation of the language.

A SUGGESTION,

RATHER THAN USING YOB, ETC. IN REPLYING, SINCE MANY OF THAT GROUP ARE VERY OFFENDED BY ITS USE, EXPECIALLY IF YOUR REPLYING AND NOT BRITISH.

PERHAPS KEE NOK WOULD BE MORE APPROPRIATE. IF SOME OF THEM DO NOT UNDERSTAND, THEN LET THEM FIGURE IT OUT.java script:emoticon('',%20'smid_19')

The way you try to use Thai language in some of your posts i have read, leads me to the assumption that you don't know much about it.

You seem to have enough trouble with English for that matter, in a previous thread you were talking about how you had 'just celebrated my 62th birthday'.

You will be getting words of wisdom from Guest House soon GF as no doubt this will have happened to a Colleague of his in the past.

Now this mouse knew how to pull em.

I never saw mighty mouse with a female, i always suspected he was a closet homosexual.

Such a statement just proves how little you know.

She looks a little young

Good to see ya'll be havin' a sense of HUMOR (Proper Spelling) ...

Since this is a Brit oriented thread, I suggest that all spellings be the proper (UK) English versions, not the truncated, 'can't spell for toffee' US.

So we will call it HUMOUR :D

"GracelessFawn"

You write like a man.

Really? Hmm, strange comment to give...

Strange... but accurate.

She may write like a guy but i can gurantee this young ladie is 100 percent female

Top advice there from my old mate Gay4shame

cheers croc.

i'll put the spelling down to dyslexia.

Yes it was the dyslexia again mate.

Buenos Aires would be my guess.

You are best in the world for mindnumbing noise for the world's plebs. In classical music you do lack finesse, and your slightly more cosmopolitan upper classes naturally listen to German, Austrian, French and Italian composers.

And not just in your Royal family you have to resort to German bloodlines, also your most famous composer - Haendel - was a German import.

And yes, British latest innovation in "style" - Chav "culture"...

I would have expected a troll of such great cognitive abilities (or imagination) as your good self to be able to come out with something a little better than that ColPyat.

If you tell me what country you come from i will come up with some just as inane examples about your culture and history.

BTW Don't you take your name Colonel Pyat, From books writen by Michael Moorcock? If so, then i guess at least a Brit has given you a name to call yourself.

Goodnight.

Not to mention your fabulous cuisine.

Correct, you can't beat an English Indian curry.

Sorry to dissapoint all, but to put an end to all speculations................ NANA does not mean anything. It's just the family name of a big and well-known family.

So well known that you never read or hear about the Nana family? Did you read`the earlier posts about the Nasrula family?

He must have looked at the online Bangkok post language section, see below.

Language watch: Word Formation:

Both syllables in ‘nânā’, ‘farming season’, offer another good example for practicing the tones. In terms of word formation, the first ‘nâ’ means “season, face, page or front”, and the second one means ‘a field’. In this lesson, we’re focusing on the first meaning, season. The syllable ‘nâ’ meaning ‘season’ is often added with another word to form a new word, i.e., nâfǒn — the rainy season, summer; nâláeng — the dry season; nâthúrīan — the durian season.

Don’t confuse this ‘nânā’ with the now-famous name for Soi 4 Sukhumvit – Soi Nana, which you will often here when riding the skytrain. Soi Nana is not related to the words season, face or field, but is the name of a big and well-known family, and its tone is: nānā.

www.bangkokpost.com

Sorry, i don't recieve BBC2 here in Thailand.

Pop down immigration office and sort it out, you don't wanna be confusing the immi guys at the border and be told you have to go back to BKK to sort it out anyway.

Be polite, smile a lot and ask if you can keep it in there now you have it. Never know your luck!

I agree, i have always found the people at the imigration department in Bangkok to be very nice people, Dress smart, be polite, smile and like Bkkmadness says, you might just get to keep it

Yes,

EXCEPT for the boot in the arse. That might leave a bruise and give credence to her claims of abuse.

Could claim it was from something the new fella likes to do

Thanks for all the advice on the last post guys.

A couple of weeks on and things have not changed. She came to see me at work last Monday and apologised and said she would move back into my house. The next day her tone was different or should i say indifferent. Then again on thursday she came to stay the night. I stupidly believed her. Then in the morning while she showered I found her phone and on it where 16 text messages from another guy. 'I miss you! where are you?' etc. etc.

when i asked her about them i got a slap and told to '###### off and die'. later on she called to say sorry and again said she would change her number and move back in with me. i'm blind with love for the girl and had another happy day again. she said she was working. i went there she was not.

i gave her friends husband a call. he confirmed she had been seeing this guy for months. he also told me something which shook me to the core. she had told her friend that she had left me because i had beaten her up. this was a possibility that a few of you had suggested. of course i have not beaten her up and she has never had any bruises or anything to prove i had.

this is textbook stuff.

lose her mate. you might feel in love or feel like you should give her a chance as you've went so far with the sponsorship etc but you'll just dig yourself further into her trap.

give her a boot in the arse as she leaves.

Top advice there from my old mate Gay4shame

So just catching up on this thread, whats the expert advice from the Tv members so far, plant drugs, hire a hitman or send Slated round to bum rush the guy?

Yes it's all top notch stuff here at Thaivisa.com

The reason he says he's black was because if he had left it unmentioned people would assume he was white and their memories might not have jogged that far.

I disagree but i have taken this thread way off topic.

Mai pen rai.

No there is nothing wrong with that, it was just an observation.