Prubangboy

-The wet dream mating call of the incel loser. Do you think "the wokes" patronize the happy hour dumps that you call home?

This stuff never happened to anyone else in the history of the universe, and yet it happened to Trump 87 times -that we know of. OK, they moan about Trump Derangement syndrome. But what about agog, slack-jawed, complete suspension of disbelief syndrome?

If I wanted to have sex with someone who hates me, I'd hit up my ex-wife.

We do Air BNB. The agent takes a whopping 25%. But they do every last thing and market the property. The agent rejects 95% of properties offered to her. Air BNB is very competitive. You need a good property AND a good location.

My wife had a stupid Grateful Dead sticker on her fender -left over from the previous husband. I was out there with hot water and a scrubby pad. Redneck trash had a lot of fake vet PTSD stickers warning that "they might go off". Too funny. I'm never going to set foot in TrumpTrash-land again. You?

I had in inlaws in Appalachia who would often express an intense interest in somehow breaking up a flag-burning -"Man, if I ever see that, I'd lose my sheet." How would that even come up? I've been to dozens of lefty demo's. No flags at all, burned or un-. Another righty fake testosterone self-own.

There's a whole lot of interesting people who are dumb as rocks -and a whole of smart people who will put you straight to sleep. If I'm picking......

Yeah, mystifying. Like a generic donut freely available at any Central Mall. The power of branding -huge with our Chinese friends. Also: Toberone chocolate bar -ever knowingly bought outside of Duty Free?

When I was living in The American South, I went into a Confederate Flag store and the Trump hats all had made in China stickers. I said the owner: "Hat made in China. Election faked in Russia". And the redneck said: "Whatever it takes".

It's better to be interesting than smart. Anyone can fall off a log and be smart.

Uh-huh. Let him tell his own story, his own way. Like every other year, I like to Youtube up hystrionic Shirley belting her way thru the gay anthem, This Is My Life -an anthem for all people. Very inspiring. If you haven't heard it, it will help you understand your brother's big moment:

You need a little wax just like you need a few ear hairs -to catch micro particles that could lead to an infection. Don't be too control-freaky about ear wax. If you over-clean your ears, they will just franticly make more wax. Hydrogen peroxide slightly damages that tender inner ear skin (which leads to more wax to repair it). The water syringe method is not as good as the mini-suction technique (about 600 baht in Chiang Mai). If you're really waxed to the max, they may put some drops in to make it more liquid and easier to suction out. Hard and soupy ear wax present diff problems. One time, I went deaf after water got trapped behind the wax after swimming in a pool. It was a 4 hour process to get it out. A dark brown piece, as hard as chocolate and the size of a pea still haunts me. Interesting problem: I love ear plugs for meditation. I learned not to force them all the way in. I was creating a hard wax buildup right next to my ear drums -which took some extra time and squirmy effort to liquify and get out. I've since moved on to noise cancelation ear buds.

There's a guy growing white asparagus inside of of an old army building near Champasek, Laos, so maybe you can.

Can't think of a single thing that I wanted to do and have not already done some version of. I am jaded and spoiled. My dream would be to want something really badly and have to sweat a bit to get it. Neither of those dreams are currently possible. Other than that, better health for my wife.

The crazy MAGA-orange make-up is now just completely out of control. In a horror movie, where the more demented the star becomes, the more flame-like his skin gets, you'd call it too obvious. He looks increasingly devil-possesed -which goes good with his whole stench of the undead-thing. Smite him, Lord!