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MalcolmB

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  1. I came across a Pattaya bargirl who had a “w” on each ass cheek. I asked her what it meant. She proceeded to spread them leaving me saying “WoW”
  2. It was full of cash after his most recent embezzlement. Look him up in a crowded cell with no fan, toilet and fish head soup for being stupid enough to return. Plonker
  3. Good to see the government tackling this issue.
  4. These dry spells are getting longer and longer with Global Warming unfortunately.
  5. Tomorrow will be hot and humid
  6. I came for the warm weather and the cheap sex with short supermodels.
  7. Since living here I have been a bit shocked by all the pretty girls getting tattoos. New tattoos can look ok on some women sometimes but they don’t stay new for long. For a one night stand they are ok, but I wouldn’t want my girlfriend to have any. Looks a bit slutty in my opinion.
  8. Nothing more refreshing than a Soapy massage with a young lady to cool you down in the middle of the day to escape that Bangkok heat.
  9. Taxi drivers are always on the lowest rung of society in any country. Smart, educated people do not become taxi drivers. It is a job for losers.
  10. I felt a local on my first night ever here. Straight off the plane at Dan Mueang, into a taxi and down to Soi 6 in Pattaya before I even checked in. Felt quite a few locals since then.
  11. Sounds like he really loved her and just could not bear not to have her. Thai women love this behavior, they find it romantic
  12. I call BS on that one. Overall stabbing would be way down if everyone was stoned. Maybe what you are claiming might have happened once or twice, not a lot. If people don’t like weed nobody is forcing them to smoke it, they should mind their own business.
  13. They do it for their descendants to become wealthy. About 40 years ago a farang came over to Thailand and dug up an old canal in Bangkok. He found old plates, and other “artefacts” that sold for a lot of money. The Thais just thought it was just rubbish that was discarded but now the farangs are getting and paying high prices for what they considered rubbish. That M150 bottle and Lays crisps wrapppers will be worth a lot of money one day. Smart people.
  14. Just following the teachings of the Buddha mate.
  15. The negative stereotypes come because while every country has hookers, but in most countries the customers do not have the opportunity to marry them. The Thais take it to another level and hookers marrying foreigners is very common.
  16. Says the bloke who whines and complains endlessly about things that would be a minor issue for real men
  17. Well it is a statistically proven fact, men earn more, are stronger, smarter, are better at sport, pay more tax and have the harder jobs. No flies on Buddha.
  18. No, the last 12 months have been the most humid since records began. It is because of the fossil fuels and methane from the cows
  19. Can you three girls stop the bickering. No one wants to hear it every single thread. It is pathetic.
  20. The humidity has got a lot worse because of the global warming. most humid 12 months Thailand has had since records began. It will only get worse with all the fossil fuels being used for energy
  21. Well that is pretty sick. i didn’t even know you had a daughter Bob.
  22. Have you considered that it might be because you are gay? As a hertro man I am a bit reluctant to smile at gay men because I worry that might take it the wrong way. Also if you don’t drink it will be harder to make friends.
  23. What are harping on about? this is a story about a Russian drug dealer in Thailand. Absolutely nothing to do with Muslims. Sounds like you have Muslim Derangement Syndrome
  24. I don’t think so Barry. He should get a job in a gay gogo bar. He could earn some money from servicing the tourists and buy himself a home.

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