Mekmong MICK

I think the OP has spaghetti arms, he sounds insecure like a male nurse

I've seen a few of them get beaten up by their missus when they come home drunk. They're nowhere near as masculine as Aussies

I wasn't drunk; I'd only had 6-7. Lol you must be a total lightweight if this is enough to make you drunk And the mong is a typo - I meant to be Mekong

She's my girlfriend!! If I was a sex pest I'd have kicked her out of my room Saturday morning Sounds like you're jelly. And I presume you're talking about holidaying in a caravan?? I sold my van before coming to Thailand. I think you could do with a girlfriend, friend. You've been on this forum less than a week and already made over 50 posts. Time to get a life / see a bit of Thailand outside of Pattaya

Yes I'm finding many posters on other boards are not particularly friendly or welcoming, I guess it's an Aussie thing to expect this.

Um, excuse me doofus but I'm not a sex pest, I have a girlfriend. You're probably one of those Croatian types who fancy your cousin

No; I am born and breed Aussie. I am a mad Richmond supporter and I eat at Meat and Wine Co most nights when I'm in Melbourne. Lol @ fake Aussies. Everyone jelly and wants to be one of us

Nothing wrong with a few golden mangoes friend, hopefully a few after celebrating a game 3 origin win 😄

The ads on TV say they're hand crafted??? Can you buy VB in bulk?

Yes I only drink craft beer - back in Australia only Carlton Draught, Coopers and VB. None of the generic stuff

Thank you for cleaning up my Thread friend, a few posters were getting a bit carried away

Good post OP and sorry to hear of your condolences. It's never nice when you find a willy where you're not expecting it. I've found over the past 2 weeks I tend to observe the crutch area moreso than the breasts before meeting anyone. Back in Australia it was a lot easy as your eye-line is usually level with a set of knackers however you need to examine closer here. Don't let it dissuade you mate, there's plenty more fish out in the sea

OP drinks light beer

This is so helpful friend, I'll try asking all the Thai ladies I like the look of this weekend if they have a boyfriend as a bit of a ice breaker

Well said friend, this is what is most important

Top of the range with $20k worth of accessories

First of all, thank you for a wonderful response and providing a great recommendation. If only other posters could be more helpful like you friend. I will be based in Hua Hin the next few weeks so will consider these locations, I am trying to avoid anything transactional and instead rely on my personality, charm and humour to meet someone. Much respect to you friend for your advice

She would be lucky to meet a fella like me; wealthy, owned my own business, own a rolex and Ford Raptor and living in a hotel in Hua Hin. I'm clearly in the top 1% of society

Maybe I can show ladies how popular I am on the internet to start a conversation. Only 2 days on this rabble of a forum and I am already one of the most popular posters

This so much. I've left some of my best material and work around this site only for pleb posters to mash to the Mods. @Celcius reported all my a-grade work yesterday and the forum is worse for it

Yes I've seen posting today and understand he prefers the company of gentlemen

Nice melt DH. I was did a two hour job and made $115 AUD off the sucker customer

Looking sharp Mekmong MICK

The Malls Balls are Adelaide's only attraction. It's my third world than where I am now and this is where I am right now

Reckon I'll go out and wear my nike shirt from the night markets, footy shorts, money belt and thongs this weekend when I hit the bars and try to blend in like a local more