Bob, when you wake up tomorrow in yet another one of your patented Thailand-hating moods, feel free to save yourself the effort and just recycle one of your earlier rants. To help you along, I’ve even dug up a few of your greatest hits below, though, to be fair, this is just a small sampling from the vast archive of your ongoing moaning chronicles. I didn’t even have time to count how many times you’ve already typed the phrase “tourist ghetto,” but at this point, you might want to trademark it.