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It's something your parents did before you were born. But after you were born, they stopped.

I think you missed the point. Wearing an Apple Watch isn’t an interference, it’s just passive data collection. You press a button, and it logs everything for you. Simple. Whether you choose to look at the data later or not is entirely up to you. Personally, I’d rather know what’s going on with my heart during moments of high physical stress or during sleep, etc. But hey, ignorance is bliss, right? At least, that seems to be the prevailing attitude when it comes to health monitoring and risk awareness in England.

Most of the time I average a peak of 130-140 during sex. Less often I hit 170. I wish I hit it more often.

Never used it. Don't need it.

Well done. You sound quite fit.

Too low. Need to work harder!

I've used the Apple Watch ECG many times. Never any abnormal findings. In fact, I had another routine EKG done at the hospital 2 weeks ago. Everything shows as being normal as I've been saying since the start of this topic.

Better start with retaking the Trolling 101 class. You're clearly not ready for anything more advanced than that.

Dude, give up on the feeble trolling attempts. Bankrupt and pathetic.

I love it, at least ten of the responses so far are trolling, and not a single one on topic. Most of this lot probably never ever check their heart rate, know anything about their own heart rhythms, let alone understand the dire importance of cardiovascular fitness as you age. I recently had an exercise stress test using a stair climber machine, and it was done with a cardiologist where my heart was monitored with diodes to first slowly get my heart rate up and eventually record heart function at 140 BPM under physical stress for a full minute. The doctor confirmed that my heart is in excellent shape based on no irregularities in heart function during the test. While some of you seem to think a peak heart rate of 170 during exercise sounds like a scary thing, it’s actually a sign of strong cardiovascular fitness. If you can get your heart rate up there, under physical stress, and not suffer any issues of extreme fatigue, dizziness, etc, then that's a great sign. More people should wear heart rate monitors and try and do more to learn about how and to keep their heart in good health.

Wow, I had no idea we had Dr. Nose-Fuk-All in the house. Tell me, doc, do you diagnose all your patients based on forum posts, or is this just a special perk for AN members?

You're gonna have to pull it yourself, unless you can hire one down at Nana to pull it for you, but that might even be a challenge for you.

Hopefully she's at least kind enough to wake you up when it's time to pop.

I've been struggling to cum for 30 years! Too much of a good thing. 😊 Average is 130-135 during most of the session.

That's also just a peak heart rate that got recorded sometime during the session. The average heart rate recorded throughout the session is a lot lower. It's impossible to maintain that level for long. I probably only last for 5-7 seconds at that high heart rate until I feel I can't get enough oxygen and I either nut or automatically pause or slow down at that point.

It normally happens when I'm giving your wife a bit of back-door training. She loves it. In fact, she shouts "169" the whole time. Who would've known.

Many out-shape-men in Pattaya have checked out permanently over the years pulling those numbers. Many of them British. Too much alcohol and boom-boom. If you are out of shape, and with weak heart health, it can be dangerous. If you are in normal heart health, it's like HIIT training and very good cardiovascular conditioning.

43 Bpm when sleeping, 54 Bpm resting heart rate. Averages 120 Bpm during compound exercises like push-ups or squats.

Pro-tip for the noob: you've got the Apple Watch on your wrist anyway, you hold it up to your mouth and mutter "Siri start workout". After that, it records your heart rate continuously and in real time until you end the work out. When you're done, open the Health app on your iPhone and look at the heart rate range during your last workout. Done.

I often hit a heart rate of 169 Bpm, according to my Apple Watch, while taking care of business. That's higher than the maximum heart rate for my age based on the 220-your age formula. What's your top speed? Ever measured it?

Dear GammaGargantuan, Ah, proctology. The final frontier. Of all the medical specialties, this one truly begs the question: why. Why would any young doctor wake up one day and say, “You know what? I want to dedicate my life to spelunking the depths of the human posterior.” There must be something irresistible about it, something deeply compelling. Something… magnetic, even. And yet, I find myself wondering, Gamma, why does this topic weigh so heavily on your mind. The way you speak of it, with such passion, such intensity, one might almost suspect a personal investment in the field. A lingering fascination, perhaps. A yearning, even. No judgment, of course. We all have our interests. Some people collect stamps. Others, well… But I digress. You raise an interesting point about the lack of female proctologists. Strength, you say. Surely not. It does not take brute force to wield the mighty proctoscope, just a steady hand, a keen eye, and, presumably, an unshakable commitment to one’s craft. So what is it, then. Is it the stigma. The sheer, unrelenting intimacy of the profession. Or is it that men like yourself, deep down, prefer the idea of another man getting elbow deep in their uphill gardening affairs. Something reassuring about it, perhaps. A certain familiarity to you? I do find it curious that your stance on proctologists appears to hinge entirely on gender. A male proctologist is out of the question. A female one. Well, perhaps, if it is life or death. Though, I must say, Gamma, you do seem to have a remarkable amount of energy on the subject for someone so supposedly averse to the experience. One might almost think you long for the touch of a skilled male professional, just, you know, the right one. And what of the procedure itself. You speak of it with such reverence, such conflicted emotion. Trauma, you say. Or was it… something else. A formative experience, perhaps. A moment that lingers in the subconscious, surfacing in unexpected ways while you're surfing on Pornhub. I do wonder. And I wonder if, deep down, some part of you is waiting, hoping, yearning for a chance to rewrite that chapter of your life. With a softer touch. A more delicate approach. A strong male presence guiding you through the darkness, whispering words of encouragement as you steel yourself for the inevitable. I can see it now. And I think, Gamma, that if you ever do find yourself back in that chair, staring at the sterile white ceiling, gripping the edge of the table with equal parts dread and anticipation, you will be ready this time. You will know what to expect. And perhaps, just perhaps, you will embrace the moment for what it is. A necessary intrusion. A return to the past. A chance to let go. Best regards, A Most Concerned Observer

Which clinic will you be going to get that Penis Reversal procedure done?

This whole silly topic is just another desperate and pretentious bob smith windup. The chances of bob-the-knob ever having the means or fortitude to ever get a PR are as likely as bob giving up bonking ladyboys in Tuk-Tuks or GG writing a post that's ever worth reading. You get the point.

Same as the cost of 100 years of retirement visas.

1,900 Baht (about 45 quid) for a one-year visa to live in Thailand without ever having to leave the country, cheap and cheerful. The process is simple: a quick trip to the bank in the morning once a year to get some printed paperwork, followed by an hour at immigration in the afternoon. No waiting around either, thanks to an online queue booking system. If it ain't broke, don't fix it, mate.