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Well, well, Susan, what a shock, the site’s most relentless troll, sent packing for yet another well-earned posting timeout. The internet’s practically in mourning. Not. I might be the only one who has even taken notice, while savoring the sweet, sweet silence since you’ve been gone. So, no worries, nobody’s missing your upchuck posts. Yawn.

Ah yes, more profound wisdom from Susan, the king of deep conversation and philosopher of the barstool. Blokes mostly talk about sport, alcohol, and women, groundbreaking insight there mate. By the way, Susan, why have you gone so quiet again all of a sudden? Taking another one of your famous and unexpected "posting holidays”?

Susan, in your warped little backwards world, unless someone sits in sleazy girlie bars, eats fermented fish slop salad off a plastic plate, watches shirtless guys kick each other in the head, and blacks out every weekend from alcohol like you, they’re somehow not valid. That’s rich coming from a bloated troll whose entire social life revolves around grimy bar stools, budget meals, and bitter tantrums online. Keep clinging to your laughable idea of “authentic Thailand”, it’s as irrelevant and delusional as everything else you post.

You keep spinning this fantasy that only “lefties” on the site hate you, but the truth is nobody likes you, regardless of politics. You’ve made yourself unbearable to everyone with your arrogance, delusion, and nonstop trolling. And this nonsense about your “25 days” of popularity? That’s the best part. You won those because the site used to count all emoji reactions, including thumbs down, as positive engagement. So congratulations, you were the most reacted-to troll during a glitch in the system. You weren’t liked. You were ridiculed. And the fact that you still brag about it daily just shows how truly desperate you are for acceptance, even in an anonymous cyber world.

Oh, look, it’s the site’s premier low-budget troll, clocking 16-hour shifts like a digital hermit, even skulking in the shadows when your posting privileges get yanked. You churn out endless streams of drivel, racking up thumbs-down like it’s an Olympic sport, yet you have the gall to ask if someone else has anything else to do? Your marathon sessions on this site scream one thing: you’ve got nothing going on. Ever considered reading a book, learning a skill, or even just stepping out of your mum's basement for a breath of fresh air?

So Harris is also MalcomB? How interesting.

Well, well, Susan, if it isn’t the reigning champion of bankrupt trolling, setting records no one else dares to touch. Not only are you universally disliked, but those 150+ daily thumbs-down on your venomous, spiteful posts scream it louder than I ever could. But no need to take my word for it, just bask in the glow of your unrivaled collection of digital disdain. So, tell me, what’s it like to hold the all-time title for the site’s most downvoted disaster?

Cambodia is a complete dump. I'm sure you feel much better after leaving.

Another one of your oversized delusions. Give it a rest.

You missed nothing. It was a dirty dump under the freeway. I refused to go there at the time.

Yeah, your thinking of Susan and Yagunka

A truly weak attempt at trolling. A for effort though.

A useless attribute in Thailand compared to the bulge in the back pocket.

Your posts are so tired and dry.

Ah, the site's thumbs down champion is back.

Well done. The power of the wallet.

Always winning.

It's a dump. It was better back in the 80s when you could fire RPGs for fun. And you had to carry a carton of cigarettes in your car to avoid some dangerous fate while being stopped on the road by police for no reason.

I regret to admit that I have been. A high quality dump.

Does he give a good reach around as well?

Nope, can't afford to go there. But I've been dreaming about it for 30 years. Maybe one day.

Yep, the biggest bog hole in SE Asia, but comes to Thailand to party and hang out with thugs who worship his company.

Wow, sounds serious. All that secret bowing must be exhausting. Must be tough living such a high-level life that you can’t even name-drop like the rest of us peasants. Don’t worry though, we’ll just take your word for it. After all, nothing screams credibility like vague bragging and a mysterious social life you just can’t talk about.

Another one of your absolute winning topics. Maybe it’s time for another posting holiday. Try reading a book, getting some exercise, or even just stepping outside for a walk. The weather’s decent in Australia, isn’t it? Anything would be better than more of this rubbish.

Ah, look, the reigning thumbs down champion is back. The king of trolls who gets removed from the site once a week for breaking the rules. If that's the definition of popularity and being liked on the site then I hate to see what the alternative looks like.