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Money is never an issue for me. Whatever it takes.

Not necessary, but are you offering?

If you only knew. First I smoke a spliff whilst they gag on the scrodum pole. Then I go to town and don't stop growling until the job is fully done. I much prefer tom-boys though because then I'll be in for some underarm hair I can lick dry too. Romance is in the air!

Oh, bloody hell, another idiotic topic nobody wants. What's next? A bathing survey? How often do you dump? Cmon, give it up. Pure desperation here.

First correct information you ever posted.

That’s just a post coitus laundry issue. Thick and pungent, the bearded clam special of the day. Personally, I like to get my nose right in there. Gives me a little something to savor on the way back home. Real classy, I know.

Hua Hin blows. Worst beach place in Thailand. Water is brown. Place is boring. Drive is too far from Bangkok. Place only has one road in and out. Awful. Almost as bad as all your posts, Susan.

What complete garbage.

Crap topic.

I've banged nothing but big white birds my whole life. Nothing beats their big, stinky, hairy growlers. Thai birds? No way. Too small and not enough filth. Bang one of those little bald beavers and your horny again an hour later. They just don't fill you up.

First, I thought about sitting next to you on a one-hour flight to Phuket, and that was bad enough. So I stopped there.

Bro, you are still weird, deranged and desperate. Wear it with honor!

Nah bro, always winning. Cause that's how I roll. Nice to see you still project so well though.

I know Susan, absolutely terrible, but at least they’re not as mind-numbing as some of the absolute gems I’ve seen recently like: Do you watch Muay Thai? Who loves Bangkok? Things you like about Thailand Why are retirees so grumpy? Nothing much to do in regular Thailand Oh wait…

Give it a minute. Soon he will drop one of his stinker topics on us all, moaning about Thailand as usual. Then he will register another new account again.

sounds great bob. what time shall we meet up at Soi 6 today for tranny patrol?

Bob, confirmed. Done. ✅

Nownow Bob, why get so upset about Susan?

It does have a strong possibility of being Bob. Rory Breaker is an antagonist in the 1998 black comedy crime film "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" - London gangster film. Right up his alley. Bob is a film enthusiast and has used these character types before.

The username and avatar is very Bobesque though.

NowNow is another possibility.

Anecdotal. I've got my money on it being Susan. Pay close attention. It will become more evident the more it posts.

It's either Susan or Bob, that new account. It behaves much more like Susan though. The vocabulary is a clear giveaway.

Is that you again, Susan? First time I've seen you trolling from two different accounts at the time.

Cambodia is an absolute cesspit, a bottom-of-the-barrel wasteland where civilization went to die. It’s a lawless sewer overrun by petty criminals, conmen and fugitive rejects from China. The place oozes corruption from every crack in the pavement, if you can even call those broken slabs “streets.” The only foreigners who willingly stay there are washed-up sexpats, broke, bloated and staggering through life in a cocktail of meth fumes and cheap booze, clinging to their last shred of dignity like mold on a decaying wall. If you’re a balding, overweight eyesore with the fashion sense of a failed 70s porn star, congratulations, you’ve found paradise. For anyone else with a functioning brain and the bare minimum of self-worth, it’s a living nightmare, a purgatory disguised as a country.