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Didn't think anyone actually really eats any of that disgusting, fake, processed mayonnaise that they use in Thailand in lieu of salad dressing. Typical cheap Thai looking Western meal. Small piece of useless meat and most of the meal is mainly fries and a piece of bread.

I think 7-Eleven in Thailand gets a bad rap. I eat out of there all the time. I consider it a mini supermarket and my purchases from there are never anything unhealthy. After the gym today, I went in there I got a protein drink with 28 g of vegetable protein, very low carb and no sugar. I got a 30g bag of almonds, a vegetable cup, which was mixed with only boiled corn and soy beans, two boiled eggs, and a smoked chicken breast. It's actually really easy not to go wrong in 7-Eleven.

I was going to give the OP a thumbs down, but then I thought, what’s the point? It’s already racking up nothing but thumbs down. That’d be like punching a loser in the nose when he’s already sporting two black eyes.

That little phone call to uncle in Cambodia could prove to be the power move of the year in favor of the cannabis industry.

It's not legal, it's not illegal, it's in limbo!

Nothing but anger, insults and negativity. So sad.

Says the forum's biggest troll who gets thumbs down on every post. Most amazing thing about you Susan is that your posts can't get any worse than they already are.

more bans than a heavily disliked aussie who can't stop breaking forum rules because he never does anything but stalks and trolls and can't ever post anything of interest. oh, wait...

Oh, look, it's the site most unpopular troll shouting from his mum's basement. Obsessed about Thailand, but has never even been there. How sad.

Is that you bob?

Says the undisputed queen of drivel herself. Susan, you churn out more garbage than anyone here, with the mountain of thumbs down to prove it. Maybe try snapping out of your denial and ask yourself the same question. Remind us again, how many times have you been banned in the past two months for the sheer brilliance of your trolling rubbish?

That’s a brilliant plan, mate. Avoid every expat, retiree, sexpat, and especially miserable old gits like me, just a washed-up fossil with a fat wallet, an even fatter waistline, never any Thai girl dramas, and definitely not the type to whinge about it online if I ever did.

Yeah, us “miserable old gits” are just seething with envy whilst your are loving life with your wonderful girlfriend that milks your wallet dry from the other side of the world. Keep living that dream, bro.

Sorry, but the more I read your replies, the more it sounds like you’re just wailing into the void about your petty financial problems. It’s bordering on pathetic. Sounds like a windup already. You’ve got two options: cut your losses and move on, or live with it while wallowing in your self-pity. Do you really think some mystical nugget of wisdom is going to drop from the heavens onto you from AN? Or are you just desperate for a dry shoulder to cry on? Maybe start a GoFundMe if you really want to milk it for all it’s worth, mate.

How could any these old farangs (who are concubine shopping in Thailand) be so flawless? Surely he has to have a few faults?

Somebody recently told me about a Thai girl he thought was “the one.” I handed him a napkin and asked him to write down two words that best described her without letting me see. Then I told him I could guess exactly what he’d written. I gave him my guess, and when he turned the napkin over, sure enough, it was the same two words as always: “different” and “special.” I’ve had that conversation so many times that if I’d placed a one-dollar bet each time, I’d be rich by now.

Have you ever had a dream about finding a good Thai girl that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that money sucking-you-dry dream? How would you know the difference between your emptied out bank account in the dream world and the real world?

I'm sorry, kiddo. I really am. You have a good soul. And I hate giving good people bad news. Don't worry about it. As soon as you step outside that door you'll start feeling better. You'll remember you don't believe in any of this fate crap. You're in control of your own life. Remember? Here. Take a cookie. I promise, by the time you're done eating it, you'll feel right as rain.

Comparing Susan to Lewie, that's like Forest Gump versus Albert Einstein.

Then perhaps her Thai boyfriend has expensive taste.

Did you first meet her in the evening at a venue with some party atmosphere to it and which serves alcohol?

You think GG has turned into a bit of a jilted Lilly now? Could be, but it's still very unusual that he doesn't account for at least 2/3 of the replies to his own original post. He hasn't responded yet to any of the other replies to his OP either. Something must be out of gamma in the world of globulins.

Are you sure she didn’t get her degree in Advanced Fool Detection with a minor in Spotting Walking Wallets?

Denial

Gamma, darling, where’ve you been hiding for the past thousand years? Prancing around naked in your dank hovel in CM again with the air-con cranked to 15 degrees like some frosty hermit? We’ve been pining for you, sweetheart. And what’s with the single sad YouTube link in your latest post? You used to regale us with dozens of music videos combined with epic tales of washing machines, computer towers, and every other mind-numbing gadget under the sun. This is amateur hour. Can’t we at least get a Rolling Stones rant or a Tina Turner trivia dump? Poor Eric Clapton is losing sleep over your disappointing fall from babble greatness, that's what Jeff Beck always said anyway.