Elvis Presley

Nothing wrong with wearing a hat. regards, Elvis.

I'm hardly ever without mine. regards, Elvis.

How does one even manage to get into a shape such as this? I mean I'm no athlete, but 314kg?? That is beyond ridiculous! regards, Elvis.

The writing is on the wall for the UK. Farage WILL be prime minister at some point in the near future. Populism/Nationalism is on the rise across the west. You can thank the so called 'Religion of Peace' for that. regards, Elvis.

he's here again, morning mr. poo. you are obsessed with this bob character! regards, Elvis.

Bar girls - like a pack of rabid hyenas. their voices are the most annoying in the world. truly vile creatures. regards, Elvis.

You do though, obviously... you keep replying to me with your AI generated diatribes! regards, Elvis.

....I'm having a beer on the weekend. Who'd of thunk it? regards, Elvis.

That's what they are called then. Box vans. Thanks for the clarification. And yes, they drive very dangerously indeed. regards, Elvis.

It wont be a troll topic. It will be the real deal. And to prove it someone can suggest that I write a random number down on a piece of paper next to it. Not a problem at all for me. regards, Elvis.

No. I'm 4 beers in already! regards, Elvis.

When it IS eventually granted I will post a picture of the cover here. OK? regards, Elvis.

I mean the big van things with doors on them at the back. whatever you call them. regards, Elvis.

It seems in Thailand that delivery drivers here, all the big players, drive like absolute nutcases on the roads. From the scooter gimps who are always in a hurry to the transit van guys who think they own the road. They all drive like absolute lunatics, and a friend once told me that you better not get into an accident with them, as they will lay it on thick, claiming this and that to get as much money out of the other person as humanly possible... The sooner we have delivery drones for food and other items the better.. I'm sick to death of these delivery goons! regards, Elvis from Tupelo.

Shut it, Mr. Poo! regards, Elvis from Tupelo.

Each case/application is like a unique snowflake. That is what they all basically told me. regards, Elvis from Tupelo.

Yes, I can. But why should I? regards, Elvis from Tupelo.

Haven't lodged it yet, waiting for the next window to open. However, I have consulted with three different lawyers and all of them have told me that based on my circumstances and the information I have provided, that my application should sail through once all my ducks are in a row. regards, Elvis from Tupelo.

I can read/speak and type in English. Can't you see that? Look, HERE'S PROOF! regards, Elvis from Tupelo.

That is completely up to interpretation. regards, Elvis from Tupelo.

No sympathy at all from me for this weeping young devotchka. Either get the proper visa, maintain it legally or face the consequences... Hope she enjoys sleeping on the cold concrete floor and sharing a bog with about 20 others at the IDC. regards, Elvis from Tupelo.

Pattaya attracts the lowest of the low. Always has and always will! regards, Elvis from Tupelo.

How desperate can you be, seriously?? iPhones are crap anyway. regards, Elvis from Tupelo.

You are totally clueless. regards, Elvis from Tupelo.

That is pure genius. regards, Elvis from Tupelo.