Elvis Presley

I know. I've noticed since joining a few days ago!

Not sure. You have any inside info Ralf?

I think I doged a bullet to be honest mate 😅

A while back I met a girl on a dating app and we got to chatting. Within 5 minutes she was telling me that she loved me and wanted to marry me. She started doing some mad dances for me in front of the camera and blowing me kisses etc. After 30 minutes she said I was the love her life, even though I had hardly said a word to her and she couldn't speak any English. I hung up the call and blocked her. There really are a lot of fruit cakes out there!!

The fact that you reply to what you consider a pointless thread makes your life even more pointless! Have you nothing better to do? You are sad beyond belief!

And yet here you are, wasting time replying to my threads. I'm living in your head rent free, aren't I? Now go on, tell me how your going to put me on your ignore list 🤣

So are your replies...

Today I was forced to get a motobike taxi due to traffic. the rider seemed pleasant at first then he stopped for gas, making me wait 10 minutes in the boiling sun. once i finally arrived back to my room i told him the seat was very uncomfortable and that my ass was killing me. He wasn't happy and tried to deflect the blame on me (somehow). then rode off in a huff. how is it my fault if the seat on his moto taxi is a load of crap?

John, you are by far the most argumentative, petty, petulant individual I have ever had the displeasure of meeting online. What on earth is your problem?

....whatever you do don't blow yourself up, Ralf!!

Mind your language please.

I'll eat whatever I want, thanks dad..

Stop being argumentative.

Ok, if that's your thing... McDonald's tonight?

That's not a thai dish, or a combo..

Any suggestions then?

1 plate Larb moo, spicy little bit. 1 plate Nam tok, spicy little bit 1 plate fried beef with chili sauce 1 big beer of your choice. Is that as good as it gets or what? Elvis.

Farage & Reform UK will sort it out. Set up a Guantanamo bay style camp on the isle of man and send all the illegals/migrants there. Problem solved.

scumbag. probably a meth head.

stop being so negative. Elvis.

Just take a look around you, a cat walks by and rubs against your leg. The skies are azure blue, the sun is so warm and comforting, the sand is brilliant white and soft under the feet, the women are beautiful, the sea is warm and the drinks are cold. Life really is beautiful in Thailand.

It's what they do. Cheapskates of the highest order! Cancel their visas at once.

can you give me an example please?

Hi Scottiejohn. What is wrong with my content that I have posted today?

I want to give her a sensual foot massage...