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I offered to swap him my account to help him out, but nobody would believe those numbers are his.

I only count 7 names, which one am I missing? DOLF BIGNOK SUSANLEA HARRISFAN MAESARIANG SPARKTRADER KHAOSOKMAN

No, they must be on a mix of meth and alcohol for that. If they were smoking weed they would be in a pizza shop trying to hug everyone. You got your stims mixed up.

I really don't know what to say at this point. Never thought he would make it. I'm gobsmacked, for lack of a better word.

The bad news is it looks like he made it out of the airport and found himself a cheap taxi. The good news is the taxi appears to be heading in the wrong direction, away from Pattaya. So everyone down in Pattaya can breathe easy for now because hopefully he will not be arriving there anytime soon.

I can hardly believe it myself, but it looks like he might've actually made it to Bangkok. I guess it won't be long before he hops in a taxi from the airport down to Pattaya. On second thought, he probably can't afford a taxi, so he'll take the bus. Still looking like he needs to take a dump tho.

Practice makes perfect. In Thailand you often get a rub and tug with it.

It was Ted. I witnessed the crime.

Try rolling yourself a spliff instead. It will probably do you a world of good. Far better solution than the cocktail of bipolar and antidepressant meds you are on now.

I say it would be even better if you didn't make a peep at all on AN.

Sounds like the ideal lifestyle, Georgetta. Sitting around all day by yourself, counting up tubes of toothpaste, thinking up new names for dental clinics that have the word "smile" in it, writing down in your journal every time you take a dump. And then when the day is finally over, you spend 2 hours touching up your pink fingernail polish. You have so much to look forward to in retirement. Wow, I'm getting jealous just thinking about it.

Lol. You do not have the faintest clue what Thai lovers do in private.

Maybe... Unless perhaps she has something else on her mind.

I always carry one of those little green colored HongThai inhalers just in case you suddenly get a whiff of something unpleasant. Last thing you would ever want to be forced to sniff in Thailand is a Harrisfart. Good thing he's still locked down in his mum's basement in Brisbane... At least for the moment he is.

Give the man some credit. He actually made it onto the airplane, which is already more than anyone ever expected of him. No idea where he is heading though, he looks a little stressed. Let us hope it is just because there is a long queue for the restroom and not because he somehow boarded a flight to Uganda instead of Utapao. 😂✈️

He has been banging on about having multiple usernames. Seems he felt he wasn't getting enough recognition. Fixed that now so he can finally stop whingeing.

I don't think Susie Q is going to make it. She's looking very confused.

Give that man a trophy! 🏆

Even if Susan Khaosok Harris somehow managed to escape her mum’s basement, I still have serious doubts she could actually ever make it all the way to Pattaya on her own. If George escorted her door to door she might just about have a fighting chance.

Fantastic idea. In fact, if you are going to demonstrate how completely out of touch you are with reality, you might as well really commit to it. Go ahead and make it obvious to everyone that you have absolutely no clue what time of year it is. Throw on your usual Marilyn Monroe Halloween costume and start handing out Valentine roses just to complete the masterpiece. That should really keep everyone guessing about just how lost in outer space you truly are.

Georgetta this is getting serious. First of all only three suitcases for a Pattaya research trip is cutting it very fine. I never travel that light. Normally I bring at least eight. One for diaries One for backup diaries One for statistical notebooks One for receipts from 7 Eleven One for toothpaste tracking One for emergency documentation One for field research clothing And one spare in case the data expands You do not want to run out of storage halfway through a major statistical operation. Also very impressive service from the guesthouse. Not many places will send the receptionist marching down Soi Bukhao dragging two of your suitcases while you pull the third. That is proper logistics support. And that rude farang making a comment as you rolled past with the luggage convoy. Disgraceful. I understand why you tried to chase him down the road to explain the situation. You cannot have random tourists walking around Pattaya thinking the receptionist was your partner. That sort of misinformation needs to be corrected immediately. The high viz vest and clipboard is also a strong move. Very official looking. A man standing in a sports bar with pink nail polish, a clipboard, and a bright yellow vest quietly taking notes should obviously be left alone to conduct his research. People really need to stop inserting themselves into situations that have nothing to do with them. If a bloke is documenting graffiti, monitoring toothpaste consumption, and relocating a three suitcase archive down Soi Bukhao, the polite thing to do is keep walking. What surprises me though is that you are even being noticed. Pattaya is full of absolute nutters wandering around doing far stranger things than a man in a high viz vest with a clipboard. You would think you would blend right in. But apparently people still cannot resist getting involved. Stay focused. The research must continue.

No, I'm mistaken. He did hit the gym once.

He's not really much into gyms. He rather be having a great time enjoying a cold beverage.

The great thing is that he does not spend his entire day camping on the forum, rambling about politics and vomiting up more nonsense that he somehow imagines makes him sound like an expert about everything, but nothing. In fact, he spends most of his days on the beach enjoying the good life, which is a far better use of time than loudly pretending to be knowledgeable about subjects he clearly does not understand. At least he has the good sense not to advertise his ignorance around the clock.

Some people like to care for wildlife in their free time.