luckyluke

Do they grow LIME in Peru?

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From TIME to time

I thought that they were called LIRA!

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LIMA in Peru

Yes, SIRE, it was indeedy

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No LIRE anymore but euro

Is "TIRE" what you meant to say

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Tide

Stitches

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Suturing

Take Five / Dave Brubeck.

hallways

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Entries

multiplication

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tables

Tank

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Panzer

Seinfeld

Jerry

The Ames Brothers The Naughty Lady of Shady Lane(1955)

I've always been curious about this. Most foreigners I meet will say the average Thai gets 6-8,000 baht a month or something ridiculous like that.

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Bangkok Post economic review 2006/verage wage in Thailand :Bath 8.309.

You can find on their site the average wage by industry.

Mentally disturbed American detained as he threatens passers-by.

Looks like a common american to me.

The Sting

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Newman

gender

Male

Perhaps some obliging person might like to do a bar crawl from the Dolphin Roundabout to the southern end of Walking Street, and count the bars.

Drink one beer in each bar and keep a written record as you go. If you make a mistake in the count, you will need to start again.

Good idea,i will start tomorrow and put the bills on your account.

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"

She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot"

The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone" To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking."

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When are you intend to post a new joke and no more those from 1960?

First of all I'm happily married with my Thai wife...

So how many more farangs here in LOS are happily married with their Thai partners? I noticed that some farangs are either happy or married. First, when they arrive in Thailand they seems to be very happy but after getting married everything seems to go wrong. Or is this just true with some farangs with retirement benefits (pension + new local thai wife)?

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From Sacha Guitry : Myself and my wife were very happy.... till we met.

Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family. This request is granted, and after he writes his letter, they kill him saving his skin for their canoes. Now it is the third man's turn. He asks for a fork. The cannibals are confused, but it is his final request, so they give him a fork. As soon as he has the fork he begins stabbing himself all over and shouts, "To hel_l with your canoes!"

Stop please you make me laugh to death.

A husband cuddled up to his wife and softly whispered into her ear: "Could we make love, please dear?"

"Not tonight, darling, I've got a splitting headache," she replied.

"Please, I'll only stick it in for a minute," pleaded her husband.

His wife retorted: "What do you think I am, a ######in' microwave?"

I am amazed by the high quality of this joke

A fellow got up one Saturday morning with the odd feeling that something about this day was to be different. Something unusual was about to happen. He glanced out the window at the thermometer: 33 degrees. He went downstairs - the clock had stopped at 3 o'clock. He picked up the newspaper and read the date: the 3rd of the month.

Threes - that was it! He grabbed the paper and flipped it open to the racing section. Sure enough in the 3rd race, there was a horse named Trio! The fellow hurried to the bank, drew out his life savings and bet it all on the horse to win.

The horse ran third.

Incredible joke,never hear or read before.

Hi guys...im new here, nice to meet u guys. Im thai lesbian woman (2ways). Im 30 yrs old now... You can call me 'pikkie' (my thai name is quite difficult for u guys to pronounce).

I have ever been Zeta (RCA) few times. It is nice place...(if u dont mind abt the music 555). But i think if u r music lover, Shela is quite a good choice. I have been there once...it is nice.

Hope we will hang out sometimes... Bye for now...

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female

kathoy

OK. Now I think it's getting downright weird. Wife came home with some strawberries today. Said she couldn't resist.

Later I find her spread out on the couch, enjoying her strawberries dipped in a sweet chilli sauce.

According to her thats how it's sold here. First time I see it, thank god. I hope it's the last.

How could I have missed this delicacy amongst the fried bugs etc. through the years? Is she lying?

Sorry,but why do you think the way you eat strawberies is the good way?

. Neat and clean looking colour scheme.

GUSTIBUS ET COLORIBUS NON EST DISPUTANDUM